Gag order!

Alright, so here's a cool thing! A couple of day ago, while I was invited to Iftar somewhere. The whole food sucked! YEP Everything, done by a number of ladies sucked! You know why? Because 90% of all the women who cook actually don't have passion for cooking! (Aka Nafas)

I'm completely not bragging when I say I cook better than 90% of all the newly married women that I know (who have been married less than 7 years). I love food, I love eating, and in my worst days, I've done better than most newly married women I know. Even my omelet is better than their main dishes!

What makes me roll on the floor laughing, in tears, completely breathless, with cramps and convulsions of laughter is when someone comes bragging about the food and the very first impression you see on a person's face after ONE BITE is the same expression you see on the face of someone who had just had a pole shoved up their behind

It occurs to me that most married women feel that they're forced to cook! When it's not really like that. But I guess the guys don't help that much. Which makes the whole practice feel so boring, just like homework, I mean, who likes homework?

And whoever tells me women can cook better. Really knows nothing about cooking!

Of course, this doesn't include women who have been married for a long time. Those on the average can cook better!

So single girls, join your mom in the kitchen and learn a thing or two! You should be ashamed of yourself that even Qwaider is a better cook than you. As for married women, get passionate about cooking! That's all it takes!

And my friends! Don't get mad :)

I guess I can kiss Iftar invitations goodbye!