And I met Jesus Christ!
I met Jesus Christ!
I am not kidding you. Not one bit!
I got on a taxicab, on my way to the airport. And the driver turned out to be no other than the much anticipated reincarnation of Jesus Christ!
This is a true story!
So I got in one of the Ammani taxi cabs, and the guy started telling about this elaborate scheme by the Jordanian General Intelligence Directorate (GID), a few foreigners, and many people that keep watching him wherever he goes. The guy said his name was "something" AL Hinnawi.
So his sage started few years back, when a "GID officer" was riding in the cab with him. The chatted a little while and the whole incident ended with the taxicab driver sharing his ultimate wisdom with the officer about the best way to combat the external challenges facing the region, and the Arabic and Islamic world
Turns out, that GID Officer has bugged his cab, and his phone and he was being closely watched ever since.
The rides would be coordinated, and the driver gets positively handed off from one passenger to the other, until he started getting freaked out about it
He got so scared that he decided to quit his job and turn in the cab he was driving.
What made him have increasing suspicions was the fact that his father's name is Yousef (Joseph) his cousin's name is Mosa (Moses) his uncle's name is Zakarya (Zachary) and he has a sun called Yahya (John)
This all lead him to the conclusion that he was in fact, Jesus Christ!
What solidified his theory was that he once saw two professors (he thinks they were professors) that were looking at him, inspecting him all while smiling at him. (Yes people don't smile to others without any reason in Jordan, so it's kind of suspicious) and the other weird thing that happened to him was that he had this passenger who started touching his seat (as if he was trying to get some blessings)
So there you have it, I met Jesus Christ in Jordan. And he works as a taxicab driver. He's 36 year old and is expecting something major to come up in his life in the next four years. A revelation of some sort I guess
So all of you hoping to find Jesus Christ, eat your heart out I met him and even gave him a Tip. That must count for something in the afterlife
I guess the department of licensing needs to start adding psychological evaluation to public transportation drivers!