When you're around Arabs

1. Em El 3yal. This lady has not been out in the wild for the past 5 years. She's dressed in 90's fashion stained with baby formula. And crayons. She has some cheap make up and is wearing enough gold to make fort Knox look like a kid's piggy bank
2. The newly weds. Although they have their own place, you can see them all over each other everywhere.
3. 2 months later. The woman starts look like a slight case of #1 above
4. The "Connected" dude. This is the guy who is cussing and bitching at HIS WIFE because someone has screwed up their seating arrangement. Vowing to kill, destroy and burn down the whole city and the people responsible for that.
5. The wannabe VIP. Bluetooth is on, phone is off. And just about doing everything in the world with one ear! The Bluetooth headset is practically surgically implanted in his ear
6. The 7ajjeh! Watch her play dumb as she goes around probing the security of establishment. When caught, she plays the "I' an old lady card". But if she got away with it ... she comes back boasting the great achievement
7. The "husband hunting" chick. These look like the Mall chicks. Extremely over dressed for the occasion. Craving attention at just about everything. Their tactics vary from Belly dancing solo. To being the innocent quite little sweet chick. And everything in between
8. The "meeting my boy friend at the wedding, and my folks don't know" chick. This one has sneaked a wedding invitation to her boyfriend. Her folks don't know that they're together. The end up dancing till the morning!
9. Similar to chick #8, but her boyfriend didn't show up! This one is indistinguishable from #11 below. But the dude is going to get it.
10. Similar to #8 above, but her brothers found out about him, and he's being "welcomed" properly in the ally
11. The PMSsing lady. Is resentful of anything and everything. Everything looks bad. Everything is late, she's upset about the temperature, the kids, the guys, the waiters the whole universe! Sad part, she doesn't even know why!
12. The guy with the thick moustache! For some reason, this guy retained the thick moustache from his days serving in the army.
13. The hot chick! Somehow, there's none but all of the chicks think they are the heart of the party and every single guy is hitting on them
14. The typical guys. Hitting on just about any chick out there.
15. The Slut. This is a married woman that is dancing in a circle of dudes from #14 above. Who don't mind that she's married
16. The Khoz, AKA Tartour, AKA Daldool. Married to lady #15 above and is cheering her and clapping for her as she belly dances in the laps of the dudes around her
17. Abu Sharara! This guy is 4 feet tall, his eyes are RED, he is exactly like chick 11 above, only male version. Everyone takes him seriously and afraid to get him upset. Somehow everyone thinks that he will explode into flames if he got upset
18. The nursing mother. Luggs her feeders around and makes sure she takes a center spot when it's time for her 4 year old baby snack!
19. Kids ... kids ... kids (its ok, with the exception of that dude playing gangster
20. The VIP. The guy has to tell everyone exactly how much he reported on his last year's W2 tax form (among other things)

And there you have it ... the 20 characters of the Arab gatherings in the US. Ofcourse I left out the "regular people" :)