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« Business must get agileThe ungrateful, and the unappreciative »

Tough love..

  • By: Qwaider

  • On:Friday, July 27, 2007 9:34:01 AM
  • In:Thoughts
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    Rated 4.6/5 stars (124 votes cast)

    It's Friday, YAAAY, and since it's the end of the week, here's some strong messages that I would like to send out. Please, don't take it personally... PLEASE!!?

    • If you have nothing to say, Then please don't waste our time saying it!
    1. If you think you're dumb, chances are, you're right! But isn't that a smart thing to figure out?
    2. If you know you're dumb, don't argue to prove it!
    3. If you don't know that you're dumb, then trust me, Ignorance is bliss
    4. Don't interrupt your enemy while they're making a mistake - Napoleon Bonaparte
    5. If you think people are talking about you behind your back. Then I assure you, they are!
    6. If you think that the manager doesn't like you. He does not.
    7. If you think you're lucky to have your job, chances are. You are!
    8. If you think someone actually cares if you wake up tomorrow (other than your parents, your children, and maybe, your wife and siblings) then you're mistaken
    9. If you think that you're too cute, then you're not
    10. If people tell your mother that she's a great cook, they're just paying her a complement
    11. If you think that your butt looks fat in that dress, pants, skirt then IT IS! (But guess what, guys like it like that)
    12. If you think the whole world is watching your zit, trust me, they don't even know you exist!
    13. A lot has been done, before you were even born
    14. The train will not wait for you
    15. Happy birthday, You are getting older
    16. Remember that money you wasted in your teens? You'll never earn it back!
    17. Married people, What the hell are you doing online at 4 am?
    18. Anything you can't tell your wife, is considered cheating
    19. If a lady has a headache more than twice a week. It's time to buy a new sports car
    20. Sluts may be picky, but can't brag about virtue
    21. If someone dumps you, there's no need to let everyone know that you failed
    22. Women should stop obsessing about stopping their friends from having sex. They will not stop, you just won't know it!
    23. Keep your friends away from you significant other!
    24. Don't worry about the guys, worry about her eyes!
    25. If you think you can keep a woman in line all the time. Then please give me some of whatever you're smoking

     

    Enjoy :)

    « Business must get agileThe ungrateful, and the unappreciative »

    Memories....

    looooooool , so true , i can't stop laughing at 12 hehe
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    • Sharm
    • Windows Internet Explorer
    • Said
    • On: 7/27/2007 2:12:27 PM

    مبروك لقد رشحك احد مدوني العالم للفوز بجائزة الامتياز لهذا الشهر و التى تمنحها مدونة مدوني العالم المتحدين يمكنك استلام الجائزة عبر الرابط

    http://worldub.blogspot.com/2007/07/wuba-winners.html
    • #3
    • afaf
    • Windows Internet Explorer
    • Said
    • On: 7/27/2007 6:36:17 PM
    mabrouk el gayzah.......
    LOOOOOOOOL Q.. I’m still laughing at some of them, it's hilarious… :D 1, 2, and 3 are just too much :D
    Congrats for the award man, u deserve it.. I’m so happy for u,, go Q go :)
    Oh my god, this is one of the BEST compilation I've ever seen. You wrote this?

    You're so wise, I'm really impressed!
    LOL@#11 and #20, #22 and #24

    Mish 2aleeel!
    LOL...nice list. Esp 17, 18 and ROFL @ 25!
    • #7
    • Layla
    • Windows Internet Explorer
    • Said
    • On: 7/28/2007 10:02:30 PM
    LOL they are great they made me smile x

    But you forgot something

    A woman is like a tea bag, you dont know how strong she is until she is in hot water xx
    LOoooooooooool Q : ) love the list
    23. Keep your friends away from you significant other!
    really? do guys think that way too! i thought only women were over possessive and over protective of their better halves.. thank you for proving me wrong lol
    You too can have your Memories Documented

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