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« No seriously, I am busy!Human black-holes »

My armpit in Chicago

  • By: Qwaider

  • On:Friday, June 15, 2007 8:33:39 AM
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    So I decided to head to downtown for a quick tour around the city. And soon enough I was smelling my armpit. No I'm not crazy, this is serious!

    versace

    My Armpit smells like Versace V/s perfume, while the city smelled like sewage! Ewwwww!

    What the hell is the problem with downtown Chicago!? Why does it smell that bad! My god, how can people bear such a nasty smell!?

    Even the sewage treatment station in Marka and Sagf el Sail smelled WAY better! This place smells exactly like you would smell if you stuff your nose 6 feet inside a septic tank or one of those orange waste tanks! EWWWW!

    On a side note, there was a bar that had a sign that said: "Girls gone wild Thursday", and girls were literally standing in a long queue to go inside and shake what their mama gave them (Seriously. I'm not kidding!!) Hmmm, too bad I didn't go :( that smell was ruining the whole mood for me!

    Thank god for my armpit! And may god bless versace!

     

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    • #1
    • Moey
    • Windows Internet Explorer
    • Said
    • On: 6/15/2007 11:42:09 AM
    your armpit is that stinky? shower..
    • #2
    • Who-sane
    • Windows Internet Explorer
    • Said
    • On: 6/15/2007 1:12:06 PM
    So basically your armpit smells better than downtown Chicago?

    I can't believe I just asked this! This is what I call gal3a6a 3ala wijh el sobi7 :P
    • #3
    • Saned
    • Windows Internet Explorer
    • Said
    • On: 6/15/2007 1:23:13 PM
    haha...Downtown Chicago wasn't THAT smelly when I visited last November...

    Greatarmpits you've got, eh? :)
    You must have been in the "wrong" side of Chicago!
    • #5
    • Luai
    • Windows Internet Explorer
    • Said
    • On: 6/15/2007 3:40:38 PM
    It's a good thing you didn't head East more and end up in Gary, Indiana: the armpit of America!  I never really noticed that kinda smell in Chicago, but it could be that my sense of smell is numbed driving through Gary.  Are you sure it wasn't just fumes from the guy walking in front of you.
    HAHAHA, But seriously I have never smelled that..Maybe you were at the wrong time at the wrong place, but wait no not the wrong place ;)
    • #7
    • sam
    • Windows Internet Explorer
    • Said
    • On: 6/15/2007 5:21:50 PM
    nothing to say..just lol...maybe chicago is having a sewage problem rignt now...that sucks...hopefully your hotel was not downtown..
    • #8
    • kinzi
    • Windows Internet Explorer
    • Said
    • On: 6/15/2007 8:18:29 PM
    Salamat munkharak! YUCK! Hey, forgot to mention to grab some Frango mint chocolates at Macy*s...and Gino's deep-dish pizza. Oh yea, if you can get to Pita Inn in Palatine, the guy who makes hummous is from Hashmi Shemali and laughs all the way to the bank selling a small container for $7!
    this is so weird!!! i think Chicago downtown is clean and refreshing! even more than NY city ( but of course i love NY city more ). qwaider we all agreed ennoh munkhaarak mashtoob! LOL. but seriously maybe it's just a coincidence.
    You too can have your Memories Documented

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