LOOOOOOOOOL
This is soooooooooooooooo Sooooooooooo funny!
LOL@:
Pump-Action
Drive by squirting
LactoCops

Where do you get all these funny ideas from!!!Genius! LOL!!!!

Ok, I just woke up from a nap and read your article, and was like, "what the hell is he talking about!!!!!..
Now, after reading it another time...
Looooooooooooooooooool, OMG!! Samer, you are hilarious.. you have the most shocking sense of humor... LactoCops.. that would be one the the most exhausting jobs ever.. day and night.. in dooors out dooors.. halaaaaaak, hehehe
(LactoCops..how do you invent your terms???.. enta jad mish 6abeeee3ii..lolll)

El Rasooool yemza7!! Sho btgoool!! Cut his throat, he is an infidel!!
Which reminds me of a tafili joke, here is how it goes:
So after the death of king hussein(alla yer7amo)in like 3 hours the cops saw a guy laughing so hard in the street, they were surprised and went to talk to him..
Cops: Walak ya 7aywan sho btsawi ga3ed?!!
Tafeeli: Wala eshi ya seedi bneth7ak zay ma ento shayfeen, wella el wa7ad mamnoo3 yeth7ak hassa?!!
Cops: Walak enta majnoon ya 7mar, mn wen enta(typical jordnaian cops)?!
Tafeeli: Mn el tafeeleh ya seedi!!
Cops: Aha, Bte3rafesh enno el malek 7sen mat?
Tafeeli:sho btgooooool, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa3, o balash yothrob b7alo, la6am la7ad ma nezel menno el dam, El shor6a shefgo 3leh o ballasho yahaddoo fee, wala 3endo 7'abar..
Cops: Ya rajol wa77ed alla, el rasool 3leh el salam mat!!
El tafeeli: LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, kaman el rasooooool!!!!

Mohannad???.. El Rasoool mat? shoooo bitgooool.. hehehehe...
I can't believe it... ow Kaman el malek?? waaaaaaaa2 waaaaaaaaaaaaaa2.. :))
This is hilarious!

MAN! you gotta be high to think of all that Q!

Hilarious!!!

you did hear about this one, its 2 months old, but still each time I walk next to wall(which I always do;p )I laugh so hard!!

http://www.alarabiya.net/articles/2007/03/22/32797.html

Enjoy!!

Man,

Respect our  prophet (peace be upon him) words . even if YOU THINK its a Joke , or try to make FUN of who talking about it in this way,

you need to watch your words , and i recommnad you to go read more about Hadith explanation , how to read it WELL and get between lines,  and remeber main thing

قوله تعالى :{ وما ينطق عن الهوى ؛ إن هو إلا وحيٌ يوحى


so put the whole case , and the explanation , what dose Fatwa mean , and what happen exactly , none muslim read your post ...... so you MUST BE VERY CLEAR IN SUCH A CASE

"Lets just entertain the thought for a little bit.... And go along with the Joke "

when its your thought do what ever you want ,

its not any one one words , OMG even in our religion we find something to enteratin with .....

arrghh


it is a very localized case and we can say its FAWAT too , just guess what it cant be happen another time AT ALL, cuz the the case root's based one adoption and its abolished after that date ....  this is ONE explanation out of 4 ... Read more about Hadith

JOke had yali tel3 ma3ak !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

can u tell the whole stroy about the lady approaching the prophet with more details that led the prophet to answer her back with "breast feed him"
i never heard of it

thanx

ok i read the story somewhere else

thankx anyway

hala sar7an and alarabiah, nonesense attraction, figures

ya 3azizi qwaider, it might be misinterpretation, it might be a nulled verdict (which is the most probable) but it was not a joke, u gotta read the bokhari entry to know this, it did generate quite a reaction, and 3a'esha asked her sisters to breast feed those she wished to come in to her house and see her after she heard the Prophet, other emams afterwards nulled it with deductions, but it was not a joke for sure... it has been concluded that nursing is as good as blood relation, and it only happens during the first two years, while the stupid al arabiah article says it does not prevent marriage!!! here is the full bokhari source
http://hadith.al-islam.com/Display/Display.asp?Doc=4&ID=2203&SearchText=الرضاع&SearchType=root&Scope=0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8&Offset=0&SearchLevel=QBE

i see,

okay just to tell you its NOT A JOKE ,as simple as that

about
"اهو وحي يا رسول الله؟
is another case to show the GROUP work and consultation and they handle the result that time  

any way this Hadith  is NOT A JOKE , its something Happen at that time and if its a joke , cuz our prophet (peace be upon him)will show that in some way not to let it to be like that and people confused about it ....

and the prophet had something Called 3esmah .. so what ever he do or say theres a lessons behind it ,

do you know this one ???
سمعت النبي ‏ ‏صلى الله عليه وسلم ‏ ‏يقول ‏ ‏لا يدخل هذا بيت قوم إلا أدخله الله الذل

هاد عن المحراث الخاصة بالزراعة ؟؟  معأول الفلاحة بتجيب الذل للفلاح ؟؟

هيك الحديقث لا زايد ولا ناقص و بالصحيح , يعني بتعتبرو مزح ؟؟ ，ولا بدور على اسباب و بتعرف بالزبط شو الهدف و الحكمة منو

so this is the point , its NOT A JOKE , read more about it and dont make fun with any thing related to prophet (peace be upon him) , as u respect him that much too ...  

Ya qwaider just a short comment
please a5ee, this is not a hadeeth
It is absolutely not not a hadeeth wat more a 9a7ee7 one
i saw this barnamej on the net and the sheikh was saying that this is not a hadeeth at all.
And by the way Elrasool 3aleehi i99alatu wassalam do make jokes,
but not jokes which are vulgar
please jama3ah do not make fun of the deen....
Be careful 2abl ma tenseboo shee2 la Rasoolillah cos irrasool 2al (من كذب علي متعمدا فليتبوأ مقعده من النار)

Wow, I had read headlines but didnt' know it was about THIS. I can imagine there has been some very intense discussion on the topic   

the Hadeth is 100% right in Sa7e7 moslem , bab al reda3a  
Text:

حَدَّثَنَا ‏ ‏عَمْرٌو النَّاقِدُ ‏ ‏وَابْنُ أَبِي عُمَرَ ‏ ‏قَالَا حَدَّثَنَا ‏ ‏سُفْيَانُ بْنُ عُيَيْنَةَ ‏ ‏عَنْ ‏ ‏عَبْدِ الرَّحْمَنِ بْنِ الْقَاسِمِ ‏ ‏عَنْ ‏ ‏أَبِيهِ ‏ ‏عَنْ ‏ ‏عَائِشَةَ ‏ ‏قَالَتْ ‏
جَاءَتْ ‏ ‏سَهْلَةُ بِنْتُ سُهَيْلٍ ‏ ‏إِلَى النَّبِيِّ ‏ ‏صَلَّى اللَّهُ عَلَيْهِ وَسَلَّمَ ‏ ‏فَقَالَتْ يَا رَسُولَ اللَّهِ إِنِّي أَرَى فِي وَجْهِ ‏ ‏أَبِي حُذَيْفَةَ ‏ ‏مِنْ دُخُولِ ‏ ‏سَالِمٍ ‏ ‏وَهُوَ حَلِيفُهُ فَقَالَ النَّبِيُّ ‏ ‏صَلَّى اللَّهُ عَلَيْهِ وَسَلَّمَ ‏ ‏ أَرْضِعِيهِ قَالَتْ وَكَيْفَ أُرْضِعُهُ وَهُوَ رَجُلٌ كَبِيرٌ فَتَبَسَّمَ رَسُولُ اللَّهِ ‏ ‏صَلَّى اللَّهُ عَلَيْهِ وَسَلَّمَ ‏ ‏


Man ,prophet (peace be upon him) Human ma3som he made JOKE YES , but this is NOT A JOKE to make fun ...

why u change the subject !!! am not talking about our  prophet (peace be upon him), am talking about the Hadith وit is not a joke is something we need to understand it well and get it from all sides  
and get conclusion that Hadith was for a very special case that it  will not happen again !!!  


man dont ask me to read , go read by your self i know my religion very very well , more than u can imagine ....


its useless to argue with u ... not about stubborn its about the way  deal with the subject ...

رواة الحديث نقلو الحديث و ما حدا فيهن على مرة 1400 سنة خطر على بالو انه مزحة  ,  :) الله يفتح عليك  

كنت بجد متمني انك تحكي بالموضوع بطريقة غير هيك  , يعني على الأقل غير العرب و المسلمين لما يقرأو  عندك , يعرفو شو القصة و كيف تحلليها , بس انه هيك طلع مع والله النبي على السلام برأيك كان عم يمزح  مو عم بحل حالة علئانه بين حكم شرعي سابق و لاحق ...

سبحان الله نحنا هيك كل فترة و فترة بطلعو شغلات و بعجئو العالم فيها , و جماعة الأزهر الله يصطفل فيهن والله بعطيهم على نيتهم و دوافعهم

العالم كلها عم تحكي بالموضوع و نسيو 1000 قصة تانية  

لو سمحت يا قويدر
ممكن أشوف الدليل انو هاذ حديث صحيح؟
من وين قرأت الاشيئ؟

ول يا قباني إنت متأكد إنو حديث صحبح؟؟
بس انا محتااااااااااااااره
سمعت إنو مش صحيح الحديث
وأنا متأكدة باللي سمعتو
خافوا ربنا يا ناس
((ما يلفظ من قول إلا لديه رقيب عتيد))

أخي قويدر The woman exclaimed, "But he has a beard" ...
this is not the wording of the hadeeth..
that was from that saqi6ah in that tv programme...
according to Qabbani the hadeeth is as below,so where did u beard part come from?
حَدَّثَنَا ‏ ‏عَمْرٌو النَّاقِدُ ‏ ‏وَابْنُ أَبِي عُمَرَ ‏ ‏قَالَا حَدَّثَنَا ‏ ‏سُفْيَانُ بْنُ عُيَيْنَةَ ‏ ‏عَنْ ‏ ‏عَبْدِ الرَّحْمَنِ بْنِ الْقَاسِمِ ‏ ‏عَنْ ‏ ‏أَبِيهِ ‏ ‏عَنْ ‏ ‏عَائِشَةَ ‏ ‏قَالَتْ ‏
جَاءَتْ ‏ ‏سَهْلَةُ بِنْتُ سُهَيْلٍ ‏ ‏إِلَى النَّبِيِّ ‏ ‏صَلَّى اللَّهُ عَلَيْهِ وَسَلَّمَ ‏ ‏فَقَالَتْ يَا رَسُولَ اللَّهِ إِنِّي أَرَى فِي وَجْهِ ‏ ‏أَبِي حُذَيْفَةَ ‏ ‏مِنْ دُخُولِ ‏ ‏سَالِمٍ ‏ ‏وَهُوَ حَلِيفُهُ فَقَالَ النَّبِيُّ ‏ ‏صَلَّى اللَّهُ عَلَيْهِ وَسَلَّمَ ‏ ‏ أَرْضِعِيهِ قَالَتْ وَكَيْفَ أُرْضِعُهُ وَهُوَ رَجُلٌ كَبِيرٌ فَتَبَسَّمَ رَسُولُ اللَّهِ ‏ ‏صَلَّى اللَّهُ عَلَيْهِ وَسَلَّمَ ‏ ‏

@ passing by

الحديث وارد في صحيح مسلم , و في جدال عليه من ناحية الرواة   بس للأن ما حدا ثبت عدم صحته , إلا انه الأن في عمل على تنقيح الصحيحين و تفنيدهم بشكل افضل بحيث يتم ربط الأحاديث من تاريخها و الأسبقية و اخراج الأحاديث المنسوخة  يعني يلي اجا حديث بعدها الغا يلي قبلو

النقاش انه هي كانت حالة خاصة لأنه اله علاقة بالتبني و حرم التبني  واجى الحديث للخصوصية

بعدين هي حالة لا يمكن تكرر لأنه سالم كان متبنى , و التبني هلا حرام , ف بتأدر تحكي انتهت و انتسخ الحديث  ف الأصل انه ما يتناقش في ابدا
و في عدة امور كمان بنفس الباب

I knew you all along that you are an infidel, I will forward this article to abu el sees(Osama) to take care of you:)))

Hey Qwaider.. long time didn't comment here :-)
Ok ya jama3a...
let me tell you this:
About the prophet PBUH he is a human not a God, and he used to make jokes... As for this hadeeth particularly, i dont wanna say he was joking, but he knew he was saying something really strange, at least to people... and as we all know, the prophet PBUH himself said that there are some knowledge that might cause 'fitnah' if spreaded, although the yare 100% Sharee3a... also, do nto forget that this is "hadeeth" not Quran, and it is confirmed that Aysha radeya Allah 3anha denied some hadeeths and said these can never be hadeeths, and still, you can find them in the Sa7ee7 books... If we confirmed that all the hadeeths are 100% sa7ee7a then what would be the difference between sa7ee7 muslim and bu5ari and the Holy Quran!

Now to the case itself...

i understand this hadeeth from my belief that different situations have different considerations according to the society... what is 7aram and forbidden in a society or culture might be very ok in another...
This exact practice does exist in some non-arab muslim cultures, or say used to exist, in the past. In these cultures, if a man kills a man, the killer is chased untill he is captured, and no one has the right to take revenge except his mother. People bring the killer in front of the mother, and ask her, and she has the right either to execute him, or to accept him as a son instead of her lost one. If she does, she breast feeds him, and he dedicates himself to her as a loyal son instead of her lost son as a reward for her generousity when she left him alive.
And it is 100% acceptable! And a very normal practice in these situations!
Of course, you will not understand or accept it if you do not isolate yourself from you Arab mentality... even American... You have to understand that the world has more cultures tha only Arabs and Americans. And Islam is not made only for Arabs, it is for the whole humanity, WHOLE... and no one has the right to reject this peace of islam just because it does not go with Arab mentality or the globalized point of view...

Ok sorry ana 7aket bsara7akteer w ma zawa2t 7akyi abadan looool
bs dal 2eli entiqad wa7ad:

It is not an objective way of discussion to make fun of things.. as for me, when i start hearing jokes and silly humor i stop discussing coz i have an impression that this person who makes jokes is an offended non-objective person :-D

sorry qwaider u know adesh ba7termak w ba7eb ara2ak bs i guess u r open minded enough to get my point of view bedun za3al ;-)

dumt be5air 2a5i ... @);--

Naryat ya 3azizi, (or 3azizti) :) takkalamta fa awjahta fa atmamta :)
u really discussed this from a totally different angle, yes the prophet may have been saying something he wasnt sure about (because after when she asks "but he is a man" and he smiles, q did not finish the statement, the Prohpet replies by: so you are aware of him being a man) and yes Aisha is the only one who considered the ruling, but its obvious after reading ur comment that the matter is way too colorful, and maybe beyond our perception, we were really just wasting our efforts discussing something that emams later resolved at least for the arab mentality... mmm... interesting

Qwaider,

thanks for understanding my point of view :-) I really appreciate it... really thanks..

Maryam,
dear i didn't say the prophet PBUH said some thing he wasn't sure about... yerda 3aliki had 7aki ma betla3 meni abadan, i only said he knew he was saying some thing strange to people, and i pointed out thatthe prophet PBUH didnt speak out all the knowledge he had because some of it might not be acceptable at that level of common undrstanding... i mean they were so deep to be understood by that time... so he some times made some 'hints' to some points, and didn't go into details...

Al Azhar just fired the Sheikh who released this Fatwa.

It's about time I say!

naryat, i understand, totally.. "he wasnt sure about the response" gasdee kan :) alla yerda 3aliena kolna

Q "3ayzeen janaza yishba3oo feeha latm" ento betgeeboo el 7agat dee mnein? ana afham? :) never heard of it walla, so i dont know what it means

this is an  islamic topic , it isnot  a joke , respect the prophet ,
the hadeeth is saheeh  but the explaination is not the way  you thin- if you have brain -
and this supject is always brought up  by  nonmoslims , but if you have a brain and some sence   you will take the time to  understand why the prophet said it and to  whom and why  and how it should benn done , but to  be a smart ass   that will make you  idiot .
   read , read , read   and understand  things the way  you  should and ask if you  donot know .

السلام عليكم   اخواني واخواتي  
 واشكر كل من  رد  على هذا  الموضوع بعقلانيه   ولكن تاكدوا  ان هذا  الحديث صحيح   ولكن الكاتب  اخذه على انه  نكته    وعليه  ان يعتذر  لجميع  المسلمين   لان هذه  سخريه  بحق الحبيب الصطفى  صللى الله  عليه  وسلم  
وتفاهة الكاتب تكمن في انه اخذ وقت طويل  للكتابه كما ترون   ولكني لا اظن انه اخذ خمس دقائق  ليعرف معنى الحديث  ولماذا قاله  الرسول ولمن  قاله    وهل الحكم  عام  ام خاص لحاله واحده    وما راى امهات المسلمين  وعلى  كل حال  ساعطي الكاتب  فتره  للاعتذار    ان كان يبحث عن الحق وليس عن  مزاح  وعدم معرفه  او تهريج