Goatism

Not to be confused with Autism which affects children more, although the symptoms are similar. Goatism from the Arabic word "تياسة" is a chronic neurological disorder that affects the male adult population of the Arab world in increasing numbers and so far no known cure has been effective in combating it's spread. Males are often found gathering around round tables (Aka Summits) where they would blabber for days in what resembles the mating rituals in Baboons.

You know you're affected with Goatism when you discover that you've honking your horn for the past hour just to capture the attention of the driver in front of you, The driver behind you, the chick walking on the sidewalk, your friend who is still sleeping 30 minutes after the meeting time.

You know you're suffering from a sever case of Goatism, when you stop listening to what people have to say and focus on how to sneak out of the meeting to get a snack or to talk to your Girlfriend #6

You know you're suffering from Goatism when 79% of the population of the planet tell you NOT to do something yet you go ahead and do it anyway, just because you're the "Alpha" Goat!

If you're a politician, you know that you're suffering from Goatism when you start hiding facts "thinking" that people are stupid enough that such things "will pass unnoticed"

You know you're suffering from a severe case of Goatism when you start bashing people who happen to wonder by mistake on your blog calling them stupid, ignorant, selfish, dumb, and all sort of colourful names just because they disagreed with what you have to say

You know you're suffering from Goatism if the first thing that enters your mouth in the morning is a cigarette.

There are many examples of Goatism, look around you'll find many of them. Can you think of a good case of Goatism?