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« بالله شو؟هلوسات غير محكّمة »

Goatism

  • By: Qwaider

  • On:Wednesday, March 28, 2007 9:19:06 AM
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    Not to be confused with Autism which affects children more, although the symptoms are similar. Goatism from the Arabic word "تياسة" is a chronic neurological disorder that affects the male adult population of the Arab world in increasing numbers and so far no known cure has been effective in combating it's spread. Males are often found gathering around round tables (Aka Summits) where they would blabber for days in what resembles the mating rituals in Baboons.

    goatism

    You know you're affected with Goatism when you discover that you've honking your horn for the past hour just to capture the attention of the driver in front of you, The driver behind you, the chick walking on the sidewalk, your friend who is still sleeping 30 minutes after the meeting time.

    You know you're suffering from a sever case of Goatism, when you stop listening to what people have to say and focus on how to sneak out of the meeting to get a snack or to talk to your Girlfriend #6

    You know you're suffering from Goatism when 79% of the population of the planet tell you NOT to do something yet you go ahead and do it anyway, just because you're the "Alpha" Goat!

    If you're a politician, you know that you're suffering from Goatism when you start hiding facts "thinking" that people are stupid enough that such things "will pass unnoticed"

    You know you're suffering from a severe case of Goatism when you start bashing people who happen to wonder by mistake on your blog calling them stupid, ignorant, selfish, dumb, and all sort of colourful names just because they disagreed with what you have to say

    You know you're suffering from Goatism if the first thing that enters your mouth in the morning is a cigarette.

    There are many examples of Goatism, look around you'll find many of them. Can you think of a good case of Goatism?

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    Looooooooooooooooooooooool at goatism.. this is just hilarious when translated to English. I will go around on campus tomorrow and ask my American friends, what goatism might mean ;) I am sure i will get extremely hilarious responses. Well, back to the post, I will think of a tayaseh case and post in a while ;))
    Tayaseh happens when you lie and know that you will be discovered sooner or later..
    Tayashe is when you knw that a paper/project for class is due on a certain date, and you postopne working on it till the very last days, and end up chaoticly messed-up...
    Tayaseh is when you love someone who doesn't love you.. and you just insist on shwoing your one-sided love...
    Tayaseh is when the weather is extremely cold and people go out with shorts and slippers (this is the worst tayaseh i saw in the States, and the worst of the worst,is when they are shivering and ask, "you think its cold out here?")...
    Tayaseh is when anyone insists on being a taiys..looool.
    Q: I love this post, it made me laugh :D
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    • Dave
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    • On: 3/28/2007 10:16:37 AM
    Wow, I know a lot of people suffering from this disease.  I didn't know it was so prevalent.
    That was fun! loooooooooool. Good post Qwaider :)
    Looooooool : ) so what is going on with your life ? you seemed to be pissed off a lot lately ?

    Well I wish I had a penny for each Tayes I meet I could have got the mini cooper I want ! and to all the descent goats out there we love your cheese keep up the good work ; p
    If you're a politician, you know that you're suffering from Goatism when you start hiding facts "thinking" that people are stupid enough that such things "will pass unnoticed"


    The real question is: If the politicians hide the facts, and it actually passes unnoticed... Who would be the Goatist then?!
    Everyone. But do you doubt that Goats are multiplying in great numbers these days?
    No wonder!! Of all the things I doubt, this is one thing I cannot question!!
    You too can have your Memories Documented

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