Memories Documented welcomes Jordan Planet

After careful deliberations behind closed doors, It's has been decided to include "Memories Documented" (Home away from home, a drop of water in the desert... yada yada yada) to the citizens of Jordan Planet, Of course this came at a great sacrifice and assurances from "Memories Documented" to allow Jordan Planet citizens free secure passage and a cup of coffee.

It has also been madated that "Memories docuemtned" continue to supply the leading Jordanian aggreggator with value participations that enrich the Jordanian and International blogosphere

In this occasion I would like to announce that "Memories Documented" will be available for ALL Jordan Planet, and planet Earth free of charge (for the first 50 visitors) After that a fee will be automatically deducted from your cell phone credit at a rate of 8 Jordanian piasters per minute. (around 11c)

You memories will be downloaded, documented and archived and will be available for retrieval at a later time with a minimal fee.

Our Goal is to capture the imagination of the people and enrich their Internet experience with content and value. Once that is achieved, all their joy will be downloaded to our servers and "Documented" for later retrieval. You will no longer feel like you've done everything before, but rather experience that first joy over and over and over.

--Qwaider, founder of "Memories Documented"

We're expanding on a terminal near you. So stay tuned as Memories Documented keeps you Entertained

Our Memories are truly Documented now

Now, how about voting to add your beloved "Memories Documented" to iToot?

--- this post is 100% unreal and is available only as humour. However the ideas mentioned here are copyrighted.