Who farted!?

By: Qwaider

On:Tuesday, January 02, 2007 3:45:40 AM
In:Thoughts
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Currently 4.6/5 Stars.
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Rated 4.6/5 stars (190 votes cast)

For god’s sake, it’s really rude for anyone to break wind on a flight and just continue so on, and on suffocating everyone in so much foul smell to the point of nausea

Worse yet, mothers who are so careless about their sons and daughters hygiene. For god’s sake a child smells like poop, and is crying himself half way to a stroke .. Is upset. Not only is that baby upset, but “I” am upset! I’m upset about the noise, and I’m upset about the smell!
But I’m upset even more about this woman and her husband’s carelessness. The child’s health is at stake here people.
You know, I wouldn’t mind changing the child’s diaper myself if it would make her feel better and make this nasty smell go away!
But the worst thing you can ever have, is a PMSing attendant. I tried everything with this lady and NOTHING not even a little smile. She’s apparently tired, over worked and being treated really badly by the stupid passengers, because she’s Egyptian. I think she’s about to break down, open the plane door and jump out. Seriously!
Now the catastrophe! Next to me is a 43 year old guy who is illiterate! Yes, a Lebanese illiterate guy, who, believe it or not is on his way to become a US citizen before me! He was so surprised to know that I didn’t get my green-card through marriage (something I’m fundamentally against to begin with)
I remember the occasional old “hajjeh” who needs help with her papers, or bag. But a 40 year old dude who can’t write!? This is absolutely new to me!
Not only that, he keeps making these weird kissing noises every time he eats anything. Absolutely disgusting! And don’t let me get started on the smell of his sweat!! For goodness sake … You’re sitting in close proximity of humans, not a pig farm!!
The interesting thing is that he actually is decent looking, and maybe that’s why I am so distressed about all these weird things happening
Queen Alia Airport sucks, yes absolutely sucks. After standing in line for about hmmm lets see 30 minutes, I discover that Terminal 1 serves all RJ flights EXCEPT the one going to Chicago. Now this truly blows … Come on! Just freaking admit me in and I’ll take the tunnel/duty shot thingy to get to my gate…
God …. There goes that smell again …. For god’s sake … CHANGE THE DAMN DIAPER!

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Memories....

#1
secratea
Said
On: 1/2/2007 3:55:35 AM

Loooooooooooooooooool, welcome to America! aham shi ennak wselt bilsalameh.. hahaha I just can't stop laughing. Sorry, i am not laughing at your distress, but at how realistic you are! I admire that.

#2
Nizar
Said
On: 1/2/2007 5:29:26 AM

HEHE , El7amdellah 3al salame after all :P

#3
Moey
Said
On: 1/2/2007 7:06:49 AM

mothers who are so careless about their sons and daughters hygiene.

hahahaha, everywhere! imagine if they also smell bad, once I had to tell this lady: GET YOURSELF A DEODORANT! its for half a JD goddamn it!

#4
MommaBean
Said
On: 1/2/2007 8:04:43 AM

Amen! As a Mom with kids, I am perhaps even MORE offended by unchanged diapers. Not only am I dealing with the smell, but also the visual image of the diaper rash that's coming. And it's just not fair to the child. However, giving credit where it's due, my kids got their Dad's side of the family's fart smells. I will go to change their diaper based on a smell and it is completely dry and clean... Oh, and I think maybe all of us should start carrying an extra bottle of deoderant with us and simply offering to those who offend our senses :). Thanks for the early morning smile.

#5
Dave
Said
On: 1/2/2007 8:50:36 AM

As Jerry Seinfeld said, "...that sign we have in the front of the Statue of Liberty, "Give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." Can't we just say, "Hey, the door's open. We'll take whoever you got." Do we have to specify "The wretched refuse?" Why not just say, "Give us the unhappy, the sad, the slow, the ugly, the people that can't drive, people that have trouble merging, if they can't stay in their lane, if they don't signal, they can't parallel park, if they're sneezing, if they're stuffed up, if they have bad penmanship, if they don't return calls, if they have dandruff, food between their teeth, if they have bad credit, if they have no credit, missed a spot shaving... In other words, any dysfunctional, defective slob that you can somehow cattle prod onto a wagon, send them over. We want them."

#6
Summer
Said
On: 1/2/2007 11:03:01 AM

El 7amdulillah 3ala Essalameh Samer!!!
All right, i have not read this post five times already, i was just apporving the comments!!!
it takes all of this to deal with a trip back home on RJ!!!
a comment on mommabean comment, offering deodorant to people does not work, they need to shower first and change their over used clothes!!! Otherwise one will end up with a horrible smell tainted with deodorant smell...YUCK!!
Kul safrah bi salameh!!

#7
Red Rose
Said
On: 1/2/2007 11:35:35 AM

oops no wonder why Bussiness Class ultra expensive there..what a bless ..El7amdilla 3l salameh anyway ..

#8
Dima
Said
On: 1/2/2007 12:16:02 PM

you should start flying business class for a change :P

#9
Saned
Said
On: 1/2/2007 1:52:15 PM

"Not only that, he keeps making these weird kissing noises every time he eats anything."

-My 80 yr old greek history prof used o make these sounds, but he's excused. My flight back to Amman was pretty comfy, but on my way back to NY was :S:S:S:S