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Arab Bloggers 2050

By: Qwaider

On:Tuesday, September 26, 2006 11:43:53 AM
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Through the use of advanced internet technology, I was able to take a peak into the future of Arab blogging in the year 2050... check it out!

December 31, 1969

Jad Madi:

اصابة 25 شخص اثناء ممارسة ممنوعة للدحيّة في ضواحي الطفيلة الغربية

Bakkouz:

العثور على مفتاح انجليزي في حفاضات مسنين

7ala:

هناك بعيد قريب، عبر متاهات السرير.. ومضات حائرة لنسيم عليل.. مر على صبانا مرور حوافر الخيول في بطون القطط

Wedad:

جماعات متطرفة من حضانة اسلامية تهاجم قطط قبطية بالببرونات

Mala2et:

اخ على ايام الدي اس إل.. وال512ك .ب

Roba:

My new holographic page header and my awesome new sparkling bold head

Rambling Hal:

Forgot my new baby, my goddamn teleportation device. Next to my bed, and now I have so many messages on it. How the hell am I going to catch dinner in the Maldives?

Batir Wardam:

متى ستستوعب المعارطة انه، مفيش فايدة؟

Hamede:

"Yes"

Khalidah:

Even Martian men are more open minded than Arab men

Sabri:

Picture I took of a moonwalk on Saturn

Abed Hamdan:

ماركّو تتحدي جرندايزر

Jano:

Walkom, pictures of my visit to the moon of Jupiter, Tashkentostan! Those are real jovial tigers

Arab Lady:

There is nothing wrong with a grandmother if she wants to go shopping!

Jameed:

جديد في الاسواق، جميد كاست 9725 و نص... هل ترد فرفورة وهبة على الاتهامات الموجهة لها من الشيخة المعتزلة هيفاء انها "لطّخت شرف العائلة في الطين" بعد اغنيتها الجديدة... اح احّوه

Sari and Reem:

صور من الاحتفال ال40 لذكرى زواجنا.. و ساري يقبل عقد عمل في زحل

Khalid Palforce:

holographic Bictures from the shusmo, ancienct Kuwaiti shusmo, Darb el zalag

سارة :

ما زلت أحبك رغم مرور السنين و شكلك المجعلك و أسنانك الثلاثة الباقية في فمك ... خذ بيدي .. انتشلني من احساسي بالضياع بعيدا عنك ....

Summer :

Next week my grandchildren and their kids are coming to have lunch at my house , I am so exited I want to cook all their favorite dishes .

The caller :

Backstage 467 " my grandson's wedding ":
The bride was so ugly but she has a lovely soul , and my handsome grandson was very happy . Although people danced on crazy songs but every thing was a blessing from God … Rabenna ye7meeko ya wlad

Moey :

I am traveling to Kuwait tomorrow and I will be in Syria next week and then to England ! then I will travel back to Jordan to play in a oldies rock instead of this new rock trash the kids are playing these days.... You can call me Om Kuthoum of hardrock... and start again … I will go to Kuwait then … Syria ……

Jazarah :

Creative Ad for Ford flying car 2050 :)

اقبال التميمي:

... كيف نصدق مناداة الغرب بشعارات الحرية و حقوق الانسان بعد ما رأيناه في الحرب العالمية الخامسة؟؟

Oula Farawati:

Couples over 95 suffer less from sexless marriages due to new drug, "Viagra EA" (Extended Age)

And ofcourse قويدر

معكرونة بالبيشاميل على طريقة ايّام زمان ..ايام كانت المعكرونة معكرونة..
لماذا تتدلل الننساء فوق سن ال90؟

(If I forgot anyone, I apologize)

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#1
Hayati
Said
On: 9/26/2006 4:25:31 PM

cracked me up...wallah..hehehe..mesh 2adre amsek nafsy men ede7ek..fazeeeeee3..hehehe:D:D:D

#2
PALFORCE
Said
On: 9/27/2006 6:35:47 AM

I do use the term shusmo alot and abuse the B's and the P's. Bas I don't talk about Kuwait alot. Do I?
Saweetly 3oqdeh!

#3
7ala
Said
On: 9/27/2006 9:15:12 AM

heheeh I like it , ya3ny law ma katbt 3n 7alak kont katabt 3annak nafs elshi :-)

#4
Rasha
Said
On: 9/27/2006 9:24:30 AM

LOL ...

I hope by that time I'll be in Jordan Planet too :P

#5
Red Rose
Said
On: 9/27/2006 9:34:33 AM

Funny.. ;)

#6
Jad madi
Said
On: 9/27/2006 11:18:46 AM

LoL nahfeh nahfeh yakhoui ya gwieder

#7
Tamara
Said
On: 9/27/2006 12:27:08 PM

Looool very funny, how do you keep coming up with these ideas ?

#8
Danah
Said
On: 9/27/2006 12:28:52 PM

Ha ha .. that was a good one ..

#9
Reem
Said
On: 9/27/2006 12:29:07 PM

My God Qwaider, Fa2a3et Dohok! you are really very creative!!

#10
Batir
Said
On: 9/27/2006 12:59:13 PM

Ha Ha fantastic. What I really like is the date and the logo of the Jordan Planet!

#11
Roba
Said
On: 9/27/2006 1:31:47 PM

LOOOOL! That's hilarious.
You got some people right on track, especially Hala! That absolutely cracked me up.
Anyway, holographs are sooooo kitschy :P

#12
wedad
Said
On: 9/27/2006 1:42:00 PM

I think in 2050 ma bakon fadieh la haik shaglat i'll be in heaven :)

#13
Samer Marzouq
Said
On: 9/27/2006 1:42:49 PM

loooooooooooool, 3an jad ta7sheesh :D

#14
Khalidah
Said
On: 9/27/2006 1:45:44 PM

Well .. did you even have any doubt that Martian men are more open minded than Arab men??? GEEEEEZ ... akeed ana sabga 3asry :P

very funny wallah :)

#15
Abed. Hamdan
Said
On: 9/27/2006 2:11:44 PM

lool,

7elwe hai! :)

#16
Summer
Said
On: 9/27/2006 3:42:30 PM

So far so good...very funny! i think you covered it all..almost?!! i suggest that whoever has predictions for 2050 or wants to be in there should just add it up to the comments... creativity will never die in your blog Qwaider!

#17
Jano
Said
On: 9/27/2006 4:20:33 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA really nahfeh :D
Batir's and Roba's comments are right to the point i was gonna say hahahaha jd jd nahfeh :D 3ad lesa dal sowar men tashkent bs olet akeed wajja3et raskom.. ral sowar lal borj wel horses o khalas khaleeha la 2050 loool

#18
hamede
Said
On: 9/27/2006 5:10:47 PM

Yes,thank you.

#19
abdullah
Said
On: 9/27/2006 7:07:21 PM

ana shayef hnood wam yesba7oo fi essoura bta3et Jordan Planet, Have they outsourced the citizenry of Jordan to India? walla ya zaman.

Akeed ana ghaltan, el3atab 3annathar.
I guess I am opssessed with outsourcing and all.

#20
bakkouz
Said
On: 9/27/2006 9:33:18 PM

لا لا لا شكلك المجعلك و أسنانك الثلاثة الباقية في فمك هاي كان لازم إلي لأنها هاي صاحبتي النورية! القميئة

#21
Qwaider
Said
On: 9/27/2006 10:13:09 PM

هية بتكون لسّاتها عايشة؟

#22
Sabri
Said
On: 9/28/2006 8:18:34 AM

#23
oula
Said
On: 9/28/2006 1:43:52 PM

krkrkrkrkrkrkrkrk!

#24
Moey
Said
On: 9/29/2006 3:41:56 AM

jeez, i just noticed that I travel so much.. anyways, I'll be in UK for xmas if you're interested to know, and to syria for a week, then Kuwait for 2 weeks next january (i'm not joking) LOL :P

actually, the UK trip is for the health check up
and the syria is to refresh in good weather
and Kuwait's so my residence doesn't get suspended

#25
omar
Said
On: 9/29/2006 6:39:57 AM

hehehe

ta7sheesh! nice one

and you forgot me ON PURPOSE!
hehe

omar

#26
Qwaider
Said
On: 9/29/2006 6:50:55 AM

Wallahi man I didn't forget you ... I swear.
But I kept thinking what would I say ... what would I say ... and came up with nothing. You don't have predictable posts (good thing)

And 7a22ak 3alay Omar .... elak 3indi knafeh 3ala 7sabi ... min habeeba in downtown