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« مرسي ابن المعلم زناتي اتهزم…يا ”منز“. هنا البيبيسييI will not leave my home! »

Why men should marry female bloggers

  • By: Qwaider

  • On:Friday, July 28, 2006 8:10:54 PM
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    Rated 4.4/5 stars (175 votes cast)

    This is NOT a new post, But I thought, that in the spirit of me getting married soon, I would bump it up to the top of my list... Maybe someone else will be as lucky! This was originally posted July 28th 2006, almost 2 years ago!

    --- Original post below ---
    In Response to Jad "Shouldn't marry a female blogger" and Khalidah's "Shouldn't marry a male blogger" ... I write this ...

    byl

    !! This post is continuously Updated !!

    1. First time she says I love you would be on a special post only for you
    2. She would secretly comment that she loves you on your blog
    3. She will go on posting pictures of flowers and babies on her blog for you
    4. She will indulge you with tons of poetry about how great you are
    5. If she gets mad, you will know before you get home.
    6. If she's mad, she will say on her blog what she wants as a reconciliation
    7. She's guaranteed to increase your daily hits by at least 20%
    8. If you go to Jail, she will start a "Free YOU" campaign posting your pictures everywhere, and urges everyone to do the same
    9. You will never forget an occasion or an anniversary, because they're always nicely organized on her Calendar for the next 35 years
    10. You will get a reminder 4, 3, 2 and 1 weeks in advance before an occasion. Then on a daily bases. The reminders stop "Auto-magically" when you get the gift
    11. Everything that she likes or wants is already on her "Wish list"
    12. You know how she feels about your folks from her posts. So you can fix it
    13. You know what her mom thinks of you from her posts, so you can fix it
    14. You know how you scored last night, so you can "work on your style"
    15. You know EXACTLY what she likes, hates or gets her irritated
    16. You would know upfront If she's going to have a headache. So you can plan your night
    17. If she did something wrong she would apologize to you in a post that is archived for a lifetime.
    18. You can further document her apology by posting a track-back and a commentary on y our own blog
    19. All the ladies that visit her blog, love you
    20. All the men that visit her blog are so jealous of you
    21. All the men that visit her blog hate their wives because she's better
    22. She brags about you all the time
    23. When she has nothing to talk about, she posts your pictures from the honeymoon
    24. She checks your blog daily to know what you wanna have for dinner
    25. She knows if you're happy with her from your last post
    26. She would come to your defence if someone bad mouthed you in anyway
    27. She'll always try to find you a cheaper host for your blog
    28. If your sick or away, she'll do all the maintenance for your blog
    29. Your blog looks much nicer now after she cleaned all those banners and changed colors. You can even smell vanilla when you open it
    30. You get 20% hits referred from her blog
    31. Remember that one time you took off your jacket because she was cold? Yep .. She blogged it
    32. She'll download and try new recipes from other blogs, and then post pictures of her experiment with details on what went good, what went bad and how to make it better
    33. She's sweeter in real life
    34. If she's away or if you're away, you know exactly what she's been doing
    35. She'll make cute posts that make no sense to anyone else but you
    36. Your next birthday is going to have a Webcast
    37. Your wedding invitations are all free e-vites, she doesn't want to waste money on that
    38. You get a detailed spreadsheet of all the expenses so you're not surprised before you get the Credit card statement. With a nice, "Reject charges" button next to each item
    39. You look much thinner on her site
    40. All your comments on her site appear in shimmering gold color with ribbons and hearts all over it
    41. You run an online poll to see if it's  good time to have a baby, you must agree with the majority you know
    42. Any big decision can be resolved with the FACTS, Statistics and online polls
    43. You're poor, ugly and bold and fat, yet she adores you because of how you thinks and how you get a lot of hits
    44. She starts a love chain letter in your name that dooms anyone who doesn't forward it with eternal misery
    45. She gets over Jealous by other female comments on your blog, and to keep you "focused" on her, she gives you a HUGE treat so you can NEVER look out
    46. She would be so smart that she would come up with a convention for blogging about upcoming surprises in posts that you are not supposed to read. Honor system is strictly applied.
    47. She hates shopping, it takes too much of her "blogging" time
    48. She doesn't nag AT ALL, she just puts a single post about the matter
    49. She has a GREAT way to convince you, "do the dishes, or pictures of the sink would be posted on the blog when you wake up"
    50. Her idea of a romantic evening is: Candles, roses, chocolate, each one of you on his laptop blogging how amazing the night is
    51. Best way to start the day? Coffee and reading your blog
    52. She looks so surprised when you blog about the things that she already know about
    53. She makes you a nice "feel good meal" when you have a bad blog day
    54. she wont complain of you spending too much time on your blog and your (contributed by Jano)

     

    What else guys? can you help add to the list?

    Other Memories Documented on July 28
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    • #1
    • Iman
    • Windows Internet Explorer
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    • On: 7/28/2006 8:43:53 PM

    awwww! isn't this sweet!

    Makes you not wanna marry but a blogger! SO. Guys? who's available? LOL

    dude, that's an e-marriage, the whole blogosphere is to get polluted if such stuff happen, use IMs, Phones, or just have secret blog that only two of you can use ;)

    • #3
    • Linda
    • Windows Internet Explorer
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    • On: 7/28/2006 9:43:42 PM

    awwwwwwwwwwwwww! this is tooo cute. I like how you think Qwaider ;)


    Ohhhhhhh
    Too good to be true???

    Iman, now you know why I think that Qwaider will make a wonderful husband ... sa7?
    • #5
    • Iman
    • Windows Internet Explorer
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    • On: 7/28/2006 10:17:24 PM
    You're right dotone..some things are just way too personal for the rest of the world to know of :D ...especially when it comes to homeruns, slam dunks and strikes and all that score business!

    right, Qwaider? :D

    Hey so Qwaider, let me ask you ... (thanks!)...What is the one thing that would attract you to a female blogger? What is it that would make you intuitively type her address before you type your own? What makes you keep coming back to her blog? What makes you comment on her blog? And finally, are you suffering from any of those currently? If so, what's the address so I can say...awwwww!  :D
    • #6
    • Iman
    • Windows Internet Explorer
    • Said
    • On: 7/28/2006 10:21:18 PM
    Khalidah, You said it yourself...Too good to be true! :D

    Guys, really thanks for the light hearted posts ... everything was starting to become so freaking depressing! thanks again ...

    Now back to why Qwaider is too good to be true? and which blogger Qwaider wants to merge with :D
    awww that was really sweet!
    • #8
    • Batir
    • Windows Internet Explorer
    • Said
    • On: 7/28/2006 10:52:13 PM
    Oh God you are all putting a lot of effort in this sequel of posts. I will read them and act as a double agent supporting all points of views!

    That's just toooooo cute :D

    No 43 is agood one.
    LOL on  19-22 and 47, 50..

    and they live happily everafter in the "Blog world"
    Why marry altogather....la shu waja3 hal ras....
    • #13
    • Jano
    • Windows Internet Explorer
    • Said
    • On: 7/29/2006 9:09:16 AM
    hehe wallah too nice :)
    I guess all points can be argued both ways, It all depends on how you perceive things.
    You might be the best lover ... and the worst at the same time

    To all of you ... Karen, Jano, Hadeel, Danah, Hamede, One in Million, Batir, Shaden, Iman, Khalidah, Linda, Dot One ....
    Thanks for the awesome comments

    To Answer you Iman, all I need is "bint 7alal" everything else, doesn't matter

    What a list!!! That's GREAt - I love those points!! GREAT JOB Qwaider!! :)

    You made me think..I need to brag more about my husband in my blog!!
    Well Salam, Maybe you should? He's a great guy ... isn't he? At least he picked a good one ... a blogger :)
    • #18
    • Jano
    • Windows Internet Explorer
    • Said
    • On: 7/29/2006 11:27:30 AM
    hey you didnt have to mention i said that point :p thanks anyway :)
    • #19
    • Ola
    • Windows Internet Explorer
    • Said
    • On: 7/29/2006 1:01:51 PM
    LOL! Simply an open book
    • #20
    • Dima
    • Windows Internet Explorer
    • Said
    • On: 7/29/2006 11:13:19 PM
    'She's guaranteed to increase your daily hits by at least 20%'

    THIS IS FUNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYY!

    qwaider ya3ni jd what can i say, i loved this post lol

    تحشييييييييييش

    بس حلوه :)

    Loooooooool : )


    You get 20% hits referred from her blog …well I think this post did the tick, at least the 20% part ; )

    She hates shopping, it takes too much of her "blogging" time …wishful thinking Q didn't you hear of shopping on line ; )

    Her idea of a romantic evening is: Candles, roses, chocolate, each one of you on his laptop blogging how amazing the night is…..Now Q this is sad !! instead of living life they blog about it ..I'm worried about you.
    • #24
    • 7ala
    • Windows Internet Explorer
    • Said
    • On: 7/30/2006 9:56:25 AM
    hehhheheheh mo3zam elly dafo comments hon banat ...
    kl elbanat bet7ebbak ... kl elbanat 7elween :-)
    fazeeeeeeeeeeeee3 , if i have time kont masakt kl no2ta w 7keet 3anha :)
    w ta6beeqan la3aks qa3edet "She would secretly comment that she loves you on your blog" ....
    7a7keelak besara7a w bedon secret comment ennak bten7ab, laish el7aky :-)

    w by the way "Remember that one time you took off your jacket because she was cold? Yep .. She blogged it"

    wallah hai ba3mal blog kamel 3aleha mo bs post hehehehhe :)

    Gr8 ideas :D
    Two Thumbs Up ...

    This were great...

    All the ladies that visit her blog, love you
    All the men that visit her blog are so jealous of you
    All the men that visit her blog hate their wives because she's better
    She brags about you all the time

    Will she post the best HNT of your last romantic moments...I am off

    I guess that if my wife was not a blogger I would make her one :P
    lol that was soooo sweeeet

    congratulations ... (sorry for being late) w allah ywafe2kom
    • #29
    • kinzi
    • Windows Internet Explorer
    • Said
    • On: 6/24/2008 1:56:15 AM
    OKKKKKKKAY, MEEEEEN HIYYA???? Is she a blogger? TOO ROMANTIC, golly, I wish this had happened before so I could've included you in the World Wide Wed article. Did her mom see your face in VIVA? ;)  

    Hey where can we send real snail mail wedding cards???
    Thanks Simsim, I guess better late than never :)

    Kinzi!! :D You'll know soon! Yes she's a bloggerette and her mom saw a whole lot of me, more than just my face :)

    If you want my address, I can email it to you :) But where are you now? Are you in the US as your IP suggests?
    2aywa ya 3am ;)

    (everytime i read ur name i remember that delicious konafa)

    :D
    jad post 7elooooooooooooooooooooo :)
    allah ywaf2kum :)
    w bdna ne3raf who's she :) ??????

    MABROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK :0
    • #35
    • KJ
    • Windows Firefox Browser
    • Said
    • On: 6/24/2008 2:08:37 PM
    ya3ni what a post LMAO

    shu hay el list man! it is like 2 eight year olds coming up with the list whilst playing The Sims :P

    Bas regardless it is so obvious you two are crazy about each other :D God bless! And be looking forward for the flower and baby photos in less than a year inshalla ;)
    • #36
    • kinzi
    • Windows Firefox Browser
    • Said
    • On: 6/24/2008 4:12:17 PM
    Yes, I'm in the US, please do email me!! This event calls for more than an ecard!
    حلو والله بس خلص راحت علينا انا متزوجه
    Lulu...!
    YUMMMMM I love Konafa :)

    Vagueraz
    Allah ybarek feeki. You will know soon

    Whisperer#1
    I'm sure!

    Whisperer#2
    LOL! You're so chicken!

    KJ
    yeah :) We are Crazy! :D we decided and went for it in record time!
    Hmmm, baby photos!? we'll see about that

    Kinzi,
    I'll email you. Thanks!
    Welcome home I guess :)

    سوزان
    يا خسارة! ياللا معلش، نيّال جوزك .. بس فعلا راحت علي
    نصيييب
    ma fhemet, ur first line suggest that u r about to get married, so are u? ana kont jai beddi azaghre6 w agool akheeran! bass reading some of the comments, am i missing anything? azaghre6? tara zaghroottee ebtewje3 el rass fa iza beddi azaghre6 balash etkoon 3al fadee :D
    Mariam, Zaghretee :)
    lululululuulololol lelelelele lalulalulalualeeeeeeeeeeeesh :)
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