مرسي ابن المعلم زناتي اتهزم…يا ”منز“. هنا البيبيسيي

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مرشات عسكرية.... مرشات عسكرية و قرآن.... هنا البيبيسيي

مرسي مين ؟
انتي مسمعتيش الاخبارالنهارده ولا ايه ؟
مرشات عسكرية.... مرشات عسكرية و قرآن.... مرشات عسكرية... مرشات عسكرية و قرآن
مرشات عسكرية.... مرشات عسكرية و قرآن.... هنا البيبيسيي
مرسي ابن المعلّم زناتي اتهزم......هه؟.....يا "مِنز"

بيان صادر عن القوات المسلحة القويدرية

التصدي للعدوان الغاشم

انه و في تمام الساعة 4:33 دقيقة بتوقيت عمان 14:33 بتوقيت جرينتش قام المدعو كوزو (والمعروف ايضا بـ ماهر، و باك باك -تيمناً بـ فلم الشواذ بروك باك ماونتين الموجود عندهم في تكساس) المعروف دوليا بأسمه الحركي "اغبى من صرماية" (نسبة الى والده الحج صرماية فقد كان لا يعرف القراءة و الكتابة فسماه اغبى "من" بدل اغبى "بن" صرماية)

قام "بن صرماية" بانتهاك القانون الدولي و حقوق الانسان و قوانين و قرارات الامم المتحدة و مجلس الامن و قام بتعريض حياة المدنيين الابرياء. و نحن من هذا الموقع نوبخ "بن صرماية" على العمل الارهابي الإجرامي والمغامرة غير المحسوبة والتي قد تكون نتائجها وخيمة خصوصا بعد الاتكال على الله فقد قامت قواتنا المسلحة الباسلة بالتصدي للعدوان الغاشم والانتهاك الصارخ كما قامت قواتنا برصد و توثيق عمليات الهجوم لاهداف في نفس يعقوب وبالتالي ... قررنا ما يلي:

اولا ... يتم نشر الايميل الكامل للمجرم "بن صرماية" bacback23@yahoo.com و kozoo12@yahoo.com

ثانيا.. يتم الاتصال بوحدة السيكيورتي في جامعة A&M في تكساس، وانشاءالله و يا رب يكون فوق ال18 سنة علشان يتعلم عقوبة المغامرات الغير محسوبة واللي والحمد لله القانون الامريكي يوفرها

ثالثا... يتم ارسال نسخة من هذا البيان للحج صرماية حتي يعرف كيف "بن صرماية" جابله المسبة... هاي آخرة الولد العاطل! بيجيب لأهله... المسبه

ويا جبل .... ما يهزك ريح

شوية معلومات تافهة (تريفيا):

قام السيد بن صرماية ب 569 زيارة لـ"Memories Documented"
قدم خلالها 6 تعليقات زي وجهه:

ila mata hathihi al thahiraSaid On: 07/07/2006 20:13:19
the caller: I think that asking qwaider a question like this is an insult to qwaider, if qwaider knew what he wanted to say he wouldn’t be qwaider anymore, he would just be a normal reasonable human being.
By the way, is qwaider a name of one person or is it a group of people who decided to blog as one?
ila mata hathihi al thahiraSaid On: 07/08/2006 00:02:40
I dont know why I really find it hard to believe that anybody on earth might complain that you are not writing enough, are you sure you didn't get backwards
kozo Said On: 07/14/2006 20:13:47
3ala al raghim min i7tirami la 7izb allah, bas ya khalis shiklak ma sha2 allah jahil bi tafawwok, bansa7ak tiqra2ak ktab willa tshooflak 7ada bifham yishra7lak il mawdoo3, inta aslan fahim aish hay "wali allah" illi sh-hidit feeha, bti3raf aish il wilaya maho iza bti3raf o mkayyif 3ala 7alak fa moseebtak akbar.
kolna ra7 nkoon mabsooteen law il sonneh o il shee3a ittafako bas il mawdoo3 akbar min ma btitkhayyal. ba3dain sho illi bi3jibik fee shaja3it il shee3a bil 3iraq, "firak il mote" illi 3amleenha khosoosi la il sonneh, will ta7alofhom ma3 il amreekan, bisara7a inta wa7ad bas biddak ti7ki o khalas, ir7amna min tafahatak o khaleek mantiki shway, o ma t2olli iza moo 3ajbak ma tikra2 la inno mojarad wojood wa7ad boktob bi hatha il jahil hoo thahira khateera lazem mowajahit-ha.
hatha min jiha min jiha tanieh ana ma3ak fee mawdoo3 inno il s3oodieh 3imlit 7arakeh min a7qar ma yakoon.

#24kozoSaid On: 07/15/2006 02:31:10
ya3ni iza qari2 30 ktab o haik wad3ak, allah ya3teek il 3afieh. ana ma 7akait inno il shee3a 3atleen ana miltaqi fee shee3a momtazeen ka nas, ana ya fat7al bas kont bas2alak bi ma innak kteer fahman o mashallah qari2 30 ktab o 7adir kol aflam bti3raf shu hee il wilayih illi sh-hidit feeha, o marra tanyeh iza bti3raf mseebtak akbar, ba3dain ya fat7al ya qari2 il kotob il kabeer 2abil ma titkhawwat 3ala isim kozo i3raf meen hoo, willa la ykoon mfakro isim clown kol hammo ywarji il nas inno bifham o hoo tabara, ya zalameh inta "typical" 3arabi bit2ollo laish haik ya jahil bi2ollak ana qari2 100 ktab, ba3dain bitkhawwat 3ala ismak, o bitla3 inno il isim mish zay ma kan hoo mfakkir, o bitla3 hoo il makhwateh.
bil monasabeh bi ma innak bit7ib tiqra2 shu ra2yak tiqra2 ktab fee osool il 7iwar, ya3ni lamma wa7ad yis2alak ishi ya rait trod 3lai kollo mish takhod nosso o titrik il ba2i, ma 2oltilli aish bti7tarim bi firak il mote o 3omala2 il amreekan?
ya zalameh fi3lan innak monhol o lazem ninhal min 3ilmak.

kozoSaid On: 07/15/2006 05:56:53
mish 2oltillak balash min fokahit il saf il talit, shu ostaz 7amam hay, ma 3alaina, marra tanyeh ya batal ya shatir ya 7abibi ana kan ta3leeki 3ala jomlitak mish 3ala il shee3a bi shakil 3am fee mawdoo3 il 3amaleh, inta 2olt inno bti3jibak shaja3ithom bil 3iraq o ana sa2altak ay shaja3a ghair had illi bni3rafo, ya akhi iza ma fhimit il so2al i7kili bashra7lak eyyah bas ma to33od tifta7 3alay bwab o tjawibni 3ala ishi ana ma 2olto, ba3dain ma moo mohtam at3allam adab il 7iwar, la inno bisara7a lamma ashoof wa7ad tabara lazem afahmo inno tabara ana 2oltillak t3allam osool il 7iwar 3ashan 3ala il 2aleeleh lamma wa7ad ynakshak trod fee nafs il mawdoo3 mish fee mawdoo3 mokhtalif tamaman, o raddak il akheer akbar mithal.
ana mish fahem laish btitharrab min innak trod 3ala shu ma3na wali allah, iza ma bti3raf ma3naha laish ti7kiha aslan??!!! o iza bti3raf at7ifna ya to7feh, ana moo motalab bi inni a7keelak shu ma3naha la inni ma itda3ait inni ba3rafo, inta il batal il sh-hidit feeha fa itfadal fasirilna eyyaha, ma fee da3i tistanani akthibli shi kithbeh.
ba3dain ya akhi mish ma3gool timna3 il shakhafeh min il blog taba3ak, haik bitsakir o bitrawwi7, ballah tsalimli 3ala ostaz 7amam la inni min il saf il talit ma shofto wala smi3it 3anno.

... وطبعا روائعه الاخيرة التي تنم عن سوء ترباية ابواه وامه المسكينة

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#1
thecaller
Said
On: 7/27/2006 9:23:19 PM

asalam 3alaykom,
ya nharak abiad..wa2a3teny men elde7k......:):):):):)
ana kont 7arod 3ala elet adabo fia ana w abed..bas khalas..enta 3amalt elwageb w zyada.:):):):)
3ala el3omoom..3ashan te3raf bas en warak regala;)
ay khna2a??
e7na felkhedma.

#2
dotone
Said
On: 7/27/2006 9:34:10 PM

leih keda leih, ma7na konna 7elween 2aaaah :D
6ab asha5arlak?

#3
hamede
Said
On: 7/27/2006 9:53:49 PM

Edelo gamed.

#4
Abed. Hamdan
Said
On: 7/27/2006 9:54:38 PM

LooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooL

فلنعلن الحرب على بني صرماية....

غدا سنهذب لنسكع مخرات بني الصرماية جميعا...وسنهجم على جدهم الصرماية الاكبر هجمة رجل واحد...

ياأحنا يا أولاد الصرماية...

واما الصرمايات الصغيرات بنات الصرماية الاعظم..فهن جواري...

#5
maher
Said
On: 7/27/2006 10:36:42 PM

fi3lan ya akhi innak t7ot comment 3ala blog jareemeh yo3akib 3aliaha al kanoon

#6
maher
Said
On: 7/27/2006 10:37:45 PM

ba3dain ma wisilni il bayan bil monasabehh

#7
SweetAdmin
Said
On: 7/27/2006 10:52:04 PM

Qwaidr, thin ice, so stop it... ok? Don't want to say more

Maher I would be VERY CAREFUL if I ware you. Everything you say or DO is being monitored in real time. There's already enough to contact A&M NOC administrator. I'm not going to say more

#8
maher
Said
On: 7/27/2006 10:57:43 PM

excuse me, who is SweetAdmin?

#9
Qwaider
Said
On: 7/27/2006 10:58:45 PM

Ya nhar Abyad ... El Big Boss SHAKHSYYAN in my blog ... Ya marhaba ... ya marhaba ... nawwarat ya Zalameh ... Wainak min zaman?
Howweh elli bada .. oo inta 3aref, inni saketlo min zaman!

#10
maher
Said
On: 7/27/2006 11:00:40 PM

ma3ak 7a2 ya qwaider, I must admit innak intasarit

#11
maher
Said
On: 7/27/2006 11:05:01 PM

qwaider, this is getting sirius, did you really contact anybody from A&M??

#12
Qwaider
Said
On: 7/27/2006 11:18:39 PM

No Maher, what do you think I am? Heartless?
Only SweetAdmin can do that, and I hope he doesn't

#13
maher
Said
On: 7/27/2006 11:22:32 PM

man, if you did not (although I dont think that I did something against any law, but I dont want to get into any trouble) then I really apologize for what I did, and again I admit defeat.

#14
maher
Said
On: 7/27/2006 11:25:20 PM

I am confused now who is sweetadmin?

#15
Qwaider
Said
On: 7/27/2006 11:28:33 PM

There is no defeat, there is no victory, lets just try to get along. You have every right to criticize me or anything the way you like. OK? But please try to remain on the subject!
No one here hates you or out to get you or anything.

SweetAdmin's the Big boss!

#16
maher
Said
On: 7/27/2006 11:36:58 PM

To tell you the truth when I told you I forgive you before I really meant it, but then in a moment of anger I wanted to get even with you because of what you did, I admit what I did was wrong, I shouldn’t have done it in the first place, a Muslim must never insult other people, and I take back the insults

#17
Abed. Hamdan
Said
On: 7/27/2006 11:47:53 PM

What is sweet admin ?? what is A&M NOC ?? What are you talking about, ana zai el atrash bel zaffe :)

#18
maher
Said
On: 7/27/2006 11:48:43 PM

I hope this issue is resolved, just for future refrence, if you and sweetadmin are not the same person, I would really want to know what you both think in what I did would have been unallowed if you have contacted A&M.

#19
maher
Said
On: 7/27/2006 11:49:41 PM

ana mitlak bas ba3raf A&M min kol hadol, 7atta NOC ma ba3raf shu hee..

#20
thecaller
Said
On: 7/27/2006 11:50:56 PM

asalam 3alaykom,
ABED..don't you really get it??:):):)
qwaider da maloosh 7al..pasha bas men betoo3 italy..mafia ya3ny;)

maher..roo7 yabny..ana mesam7ak:).

#21
Qwaider
Said
On: 7/27/2006 11:57:21 PM

Yalla ... group hug ... (not for you the caller, this is guys only)

Khalas ya jama3a ... Your coffee is on me

#22
إيمان حسان
Said
On: 7/27/2006 11:58:47 PM

وتحيا الوحدة العربية

#23
maher
Said
On: 7/28/2006 12:02:37 AM

ya akhi ta7ya, bas billah 3alaik ya qwaider, fee ishi min illi sar illegal, ma azon, bas yil3an abu il ip address al mortabit bil jam3a. 3ala kollin hay kanat mal3oobeh minnak, bti3raf fish mazi7 fee hay il shaghlat.

#24
Jad
Said
On: 7/28/2006 12:09:42 AM

Man, I want to put my opinion on the table but please don't take it into personal level :p
Regardless what he said, he mentioned my holy name therefore you shouldn't or actually you cannot attack one that mentioned my holy name in his comment because this could one of Armageddon signs or could be the Sun shifting direction sign.

That was the silly part of the comment; let's move to the serious (ohh well Kind of) part of this holy comment

I really don't know why we Arab don't have what so called the ethics of disagreements, People do agree and disagree on many things even on the existence of God but they still can communicate and talk in a friendly way.

Some people are opinionated and some of them are ready not just to argue to defend their beliefs but they are ready to die for it

As for my opinion about Hizbu-allah and the current war, it seems that I do NOT sometimes put my words in the right way or it's the reader that sometimes can't read the different between Thoughts and Thinking out load kind of post, in Thoughts kind of post I do state my opinion which is the final result occupying my mind for example I do say Windows sucks and I do name windows users as windows losers; while in the Thinking out load kind of post I really do post the current circulations in loops inside my humble brain.

Anyway, I hope there will be no more aggression between you and that guy; wal al salam khetam
wa ohdi hathieh al post lel 7ajeh fat7eyeh fe mokhayam 3een el betha wa om a7mad om el wlad fi 6abariya we lel ahel wa al alwad we daymeh inshallah

#25
Qwaider
Said
On: 7/28/2006 12:12:01 AM

If you really think there wasn't anything wrong, you wouldn't have used a proxy in Korea to post that comment :) right?

Anyway, it's water under the bridge. I have nothing against you man. Please understand this.

SweetAdmin, sorry bro
All, A&M is a University in Texas (www.tamu.edu)
NOC= Network Operation Center (these are the people responsible for monitoring and assuring everything is working right and they take action based on that, they investigate spam, policy violations, unauthorized access attempts ...etc)
And that's all my friends

#26
إيمان حسان
Said
On: 7/28/2006 12:14:00 AM

لا تبالى لهذا الذى يصف نفسه بأنه أغبى من صرمايه

الحشرة قد تلسع جوادآ أصيلآ

لكنها تبقى حشـرة

ويظل الجـــــواد أصيلآ

دمت بكل خير ومزيدآ من النجاح والتوفيق

يا أخــــــــى / قــويــــــــدر

#27
maher
Said
On: 7/28/2006 12:20:36 AM

I used the proxy because I didnt want you to know who I am, thats all, anyway we are over that now, bil monasabeh had kan 3inwaaaaaan mish isim. ba3dain lil fa2ideh, keef 3rift inno ana, istintaj thaki, willa had il proxy 7aki fadi??

#28
Qwaider
Said
On: 7/28/2006 12:28:19 AM

No, proxies work. But not when someone has access to the server logs like in my case. Most people host somewhere else. I host in a trusted location (thanks sweetAdmin) which means that I have a lot more access.

#29
maher
Said
On: 7/28/2006 12:33:25 AM

interesting, it is good to know that these things dont actually work.

#30
سديـــــــــــــم
Said
On: 7/28/2006 12:56:45 AM

تحياااتي فاضلي ..........

صرمااااايه وهل هناك غير الصرمايات لنرفع شعارنا بها امام الامم المتحده

تحياااا الصرمايه وتسقط أخواتها !!

ومووضوع موفق جدا جدا جدا .

#31
Husams
Said
On: 7/28/2006 3:13:15 AM

Lol Qwaider, though I tend to believe that SweetAdmin's is you, and without subjecting any other forms of suspected conspiracy theories, but you were awesome, and showed you are an expert kbeer. shayef if bas law l 3arab are having a military expert version from you. Hmmm but you would be working in Lockheed Martin. La khalleek ma7alak a7sanlna ;) ...

#32
afouf
Said
On: 7/28/2006 4:18:58 AM

wow...that was a quiet day, u guys...busy busy busy..but el 7amdoullellah all is ok now...we tsala7to...mnee7...
q, i love ur comment about group hug....made me laugh....

#33
bakkouz
Said
On: 7/28/2006 8:14:36 AM

يا أخوان أنا بشجب وبستنكر
وبودعو لوقف فوري لإطلاق الكومنتات
واللجوء الى فورم المفاوضات
وتدخل قوات البلوجسفير الدولية لفض النزاع
واصدار قرار تكنوراتي ينكر هذا العدوان الغاشم
وأطلب من الأطراف المتنازعة ممارسة سياسة ضبط الكيبورد

ويا بلوجرجية العالم اتحدوا

وكومنت بالبوست ولا عشرة بالدرافت

والكومنت اللي بيجيك منو الريح ساويلو بلوك واستريح

وطير وفرقع يا بشار

#34
Qwaider
Said
On: 7/28/2006 8:55:21 AM

يعني يا بكوز ضليتك منيح لحد ما طبيت في سوريا.. عيب يا زلمة
و حسب معلوماتي هوه بطير بس ما بعلّي كتير

#35
bakkouz
Said
On: 7/28/2006 9:16:54 AM

يا زلمة انتة بدّك تورطنا؟ لا يروح يقرى هالكلام واحد من جماعة اللي بالي بالك ويودينا بداهية بعدين
بشار بضمّ الباء يعني الشيئ اللي بناكلو ونحن نحضر الفلم وليس بشّار
احنا بنحب الزعماء العرب كلهم كتير كتيير

#36
Jano
Said
On: 7/28/2006 11:52:16 AM

heh .. zakartoone ba ayam el KG, but i guess its ok at last moo? good to know for the first time arabs find solution, a good one at last..
o i guess law maher eja men el awal be taree2a 7adaryeh kan qwaider t2abalo, anyway, glad everything is solved..

#37
dalia
Said
On: 7/28/2006 1:01:38 PM

ya 3ammi il khof beGatte3 il rokab..

Qwaider.. I really respect you for forgiving what's-his-name..
3anjad this was classy!

bas bardo.. since i already said il khof beGatte3 il rokab.. let me know if there's something we should NOT do on your blog:d balash netwarrat ma3 Mr. SweetAdmin o gama3to :D