The most idiotic thing you can "go out" to eat is a Salad! I mean, there's nothing simpler and easier than making a salad.
I'm not talking about having a salad as a side. Or chowing it down at lunch since there was nothing left in the vending machine. I'm talking about actually going to a restaurant and out of all the wonderful choices, you pick a Salad!
If you're one of the people who have done this idiotic act, you need to stop!
It doesn't make any sense to pay $9 for a salad. I don't care how many gold flakes they sprinkled on it. It's a salad! Just a salad. The easiest thing to make in the whole wide world!
You don't even need a fire to make it!
You don't even need tools to make it, there toss those greens with those crunchy things and boom you're done!
If you're going out and planning to eat, do yourself a favor, order something YOU CAN'T COOK at home in 1 minute!
I most certainly won't be doing that again!