Selling out to the CIA

By: Qwaider

On:Saturday, September 25, 2010 2:49:29 AM
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Dear friends and readers,

The times are tough, and the blogging business no longer able to sustain my very expensive habits. Therefore, I decided to take the latest offer from the CIA and sell out everything I have about ArabCrunch to them.

I did received 2 other offers from the Jordanian Intelligence Directorate (JID) and from the Mossed, but the most generous offer was from the CIA. I couldn't turn it down. The offer was too hard to resist, so I had to sell out all the information I have about ArabCrunch.

Oh for god's sake...

To be completely honest folks, these days my most favorite humor comes from no other than Ghath Sakr and his "professional" tech blog turned Conspiracy theory central.

So latest news is that some advertisers (apparently after discovering that he went nuts) decided to pull out. All of a sudden, they became traitors, infidels and "agents" of the "agency" and they pulled out.

Could it be because they figured out that you're crazy? Could it be because you have nothing to do with "professional" or "Technology"? Or worse, "Entrepreneurship"?

Ghaith, I'm sorry to be the one who is telling you these things IN YOUR FACE, you need to pull out of this death spiral. You're committing social suicide. No one is doing anything but you.

You can comment under the name Ady or whoever you want. But that doesn't change the truth. You need serious, professional help.

This is the last attempt I make to shout some sense to you. Believe it or not, I care about you and would love to see you succeed.

I beg you,

no I implore you

Don't do this to yourself.

Memories....

#1
jaraad
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On: 9/25/2010 4:56:25 AM
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I read your previous email about ArabCrunch but didn't care much since I don't read it and i wasn't sure why you were attacking the website. When you wrote about it again I decided to see what is going on. I checked their website and I saw this title:
"عرب كرنش تحقق المجد للأمة: تتربع على المركز السادس على العالم بأسره لأشهر مدونات الإبتكار و التجارة الإلكترونية و محققة نمو بنسبة ٥٠٪ الشهر الماضي."
Reading such title you can't ignore but continue reading although the title is so cheesy
"ومرة أخرى تفوقنا ايضا على أعرق الصحف و المجلات في عالم الأعمال في العالم: فوربس و ولستريت جورنال وذلك حسب إحصائية شركة إنفيسب الأمريكية."
I have nothing against this guy but seriously ArabCrunch is better than Forbes and Wall Street Journal? Common some sanity please.
I read about the conspiracy plot you mentioned that was funny. Why is he doing this? To be fair I don't know the content of his website so I am not sure if there is any authenticity of his claim although I doubt it. I checked the ranking site he mentioned invesp.com but couldn't find the ranking he mentioned in his blog. Even the link he provided doesn't mention any ranking?! Why he has that many followers?

#2
bbman
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On: 9/25/2010 7:24:57 AM
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Ta7sheeeeeeesh

#3
hamede
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On: 9/25/2010 8:32:51 AM
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Humm

#4
Emi
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On: 9/25/2010 11:11:53 AM
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Someone at Arab Crunch is off their meds. I've been reading the posts and "dillusions of grandeur" don't even begin to cover it.

#6
me
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On: 9/25/2010 8:10:08 PM
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lol at his last post!! hes insane! ..am 1000% sure!!! sho hal habal! meen sa2el fio!

if they want to distroy him, it wont cost them more than a 0.30$ bullet in his head!.. they wont invest more than 4 billions to ruin your day!

**** o5t habalo.. as i said before.. i met this lunatic guy once in the second life and i cud tell how insane he is!

#7
Haitham
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On: 9/26/2010 1:23:27 AM
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Guys it is not a cool thing to make fun out of him. This is most probably an undiagnosed case of paranoid schizophrenia. Lets just hope he get the proper treatment soon.

It seems some people are showing their true colors here. I am really disappointed.

#8
Qwaider
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On: 9/26/2010 3:02:56 AM
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Folks don't get me wrong, I feel sorry for him. I hope him and all well. This is really sad

#9
kinzi
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On: 9/26/2010 2:40:21 PM
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Hey Qwaider, I actually came back to ask you to delete my comment. It wasn't kind, and God reminded me of it when I was praying at church last night.

(Now I have seen Haitam's comment, which confirms it. I am sorry H, you are 100% right. These are not colors I want to be known by)

Now matter what I saw on his blog, or thought at a glance,my words were inappropriate and not reflective of his value- or mine.

#10
me
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On: 9/26/2010 5:23:58 PM
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kinzi: your alright.. or supposed to be :=)

haitham: no its not paranoid schizophrenia! if so, he would attempt suicide! and your right about what you mentioned about the stupid comments spreading here, but as what qwaider said: he feels sorry for him.. so we are! but it wont change anything about the fact which is "hes lunatic"

#11
KJ
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On: 9/26/2010 6:16:48 PM
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I think he actually has a disorder, it is no laughing matter... I feel sorry for him

#12
mohammad
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On: 9/26/2010 6:21:30 PM
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i don't want to comment on the subject, but what drew my attention was Kinzi's polite comment, wish all commentators would have such values, all respect kinzi, hats off! :-)

#13
Haitham
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On: 9/26/2010 6:33:33 PM
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Me,

Actually when it comes to schizophrenia, you just need one or two symptoms, maximum, to diagnose it. I can see that he have delusions and anxiety (too many posts and tweets). But we can not really rule out the possibility of suicidal thoughts, as they are not necessarily disclosed.

Kinzi,

I was alluding to your comment in particular, but I am glade you backed down on it! No grudges ;)

#14
Qwaider
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On: 9/26/2010 6:48:19 PM
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At least we're being honest and upfront about these things. We're not "out to get him", or "parts of an evil plot", or simply "sold our souls to the devil in the red-white-and-blue"

I'll remove Kinzi's comment as per her request. But I don't even think it's that harsh.

As for what I say about Ghaith and ArabCrunch not being professional or Technical. I think it's clear as day. You don't need a PhD to see it.

#15
Mohanned
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On: 9/27/2010 8:34:14 AM
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"Nothing is so commonplace as the wish to be remarkable".

Gawwak osatz qwaider :)

#16
moe.hamadah
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On: 9/28/2010 1:13:28 PM
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dear qwaider
for ur recorded i was the 1st one to be accused that i work with the CIA
lol

#17
kinzi
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On: 9/28/2010 10:06:00 PM
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Thanks Qwaider, you are kind.

ME,Mohammad, Haitham, thanks for the encouragement...I am so glad I listened to God's whisper to go back and try to make it right. Ma a7la ra7mato.

#18
Anas
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On: 10/8/2010 5:24:34 PM
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Lol at Hisham's comment; schizophrenia!

Seriously, somebody stop that guy. He's embarrassing himself and he can't even see it.

#19
Moey
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On: 10/17/2010 2:25:23 AM
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Had shallafat ma3o!

#20
Mahdi Al-Farra
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On: 10/17/2010 2:38:02 AM
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I worked at Arab Crunch for a month, Ghaith has schizophrenia and I'm completely sure about it!
Allah yeshfeeh...

#21
Ali
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On: 10/17/2010 5:08:56 AM
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Someone seriously has to stop him, He is embaressing himself and embaressing us ARABS in general, I wish some hacker would close down AC for good!

#22
Law
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On: 12/9/2010 4:48:40 AM
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Only an empty person with no ethical base would write a post like this one mocking someone else without understanding why he is doing what he is doing. The people commenting on your post are of a similar ethical fabric, ready to jump at the opportunity of ridiculing others in the name of blogging.
Ghaith did not offend you nor did he slander you, but you are doing this to him. You are joining other people around the net who think it is quite ok to tarnish someone's name, just because he is acting somewhat beyond the borders of what sick, twisted people like you regard as 'normal'.
I will encourage Ghaith to make good use of the fantastic Jordanian law and sue all of you, and if it comes to funding, a few guys are in, we have known him since early days in school. He has always been generous, helpful and genuine. People love Ghaith because there is nothing evil about him, he is pure, and his purity is many times misinterpreted by cyber wolves like Moey dude and all the leading Jordanian bloggers who enjoy bullying people to mobilize more popularity and claim.
We are still Jordanian, and we still have SHAHAMEH in us, and each one of you will regret very deeply this episode in your cyber history, especially when the court rules you have to pay for compensation. Ghaith is not alone. I am with him, our friends are with him, and I am positive that Allah is with him. The cool Jordanian flock don't really like to believe in God, well, fine no prob, my well-connected, x-prime minister father is, and our heavy-weight lawyer too.
I am sure you will start an onslaught of rade7 in response to my post. keep your breath, and even if you are in the States, I'll get you (legally). Jordan is member of the WTO, you have no idea what this means on legal grounds, I doubt you do.

Men with SHAHMEH, ethics, and character, don't indulge in mockery this way. Men of substance do not cruise the internet to ridicule a guy like Ghaith. If they notice he's doing something awkward, they write him an email privately to share their thoughts with him, but half-men are the ones who vent their comments on their blogs, or who come to comment on such blogs, without adhering to the slightest shred of self-decency, ethics, and obviously are very ready to harm others, and then come up with excuses for their behavior.

Abdullah

#23
Qwaider
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On: 12/9/2010 10:35:43 AM
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You know, it's really sad to see idiots like you pollute everywhere they go. You wanna sue me? You weren't man enough to put your name next to your comment, how do you expect a little baby take you seriously.

Please, sue me! You little idiot, please do. Or better yet, grow up, and when you're legal, come to me and I'll teach you some manners that missed at home.

So your father was a corrupt prime minister and you BRAG about how you're going to do anything? How manly! You should be ashamed of your "well connected" father in the first place. But thank you for providing some proof that he's corrupt, he really raised a good donkey. Forgot to beat some manners into you though!

For your information, what appears to be missing from your distorted image of me, is that I actually care(d) about Ghaith, and wrote the posts to urge him to go back from the suicidal direction he was headed into. I feel sad for him, I wish him all the best.

As for you little pest, try to be a man next time, and don't throw empty threats. As we say, "A3la ma fkhailak, irkabo"