Jordanian puzzles

By: Qwaider

On:Tuesday, March 16, 2010 9:58:55 AM
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Those who get it, don't talk about it. Those who don't, brag about it day and night. What is it?
Those who supply it, deny it. Worse, they accuse people of it. What is it?
If you can't drive, you would:
a. Blame the car manufacturer?
b. Blame the roads?
c. Blame your Wasta
d. All of the above?
If you know nothing about something but everyone says it is great you would:
a. Recommend it to people like it's your dad's company
b. Brag about it to people you don't know
c. Look down at people who are not using it
d. All of the above
For Jordanian guys. If a girl never smiled in your face you would
a. Tell all your friends how she slept with you
b. Tell all her friends how she begged you to sleep with her
c. Brag about having her AND dumping her on the same nigh
d. Tweet about your amazing encounter with her last night
e. All of the above

No please, don't answer these questions. Seriously, some people disgustingly, have no clue!

Memories....

#1
Mayyasi
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On: 3/16/2010 11:25:46 AM
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loool so funny and true :D

#2
Ghassan Yonis
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On: 3/16/2010 12:03:31 PM
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I'm not answering, but commenting:
1. If that's sex you're talking about. No, not necessarily. It depends on the person and his/her mentality and the culture s/he came from.
2. Not sure what that is, could be stupidity, hypocrisy, I can think of a lot of stuff that meets that criteria. Maybe I'm just stupid, or mu English sucks.
3-4. Ok, it happens
5. Does this happen. Either I'm out of touch with the mainstream Jordanian society, or we have different kind of friends.

#3
Qwaider
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On: 3/16/2010 5:40:29 PM
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@Mayyasi,
Glad you had a good laugh

@Ghassan
Hala beek, thanks for your comment. Don't take it too seriously man. For number 2, have you considered "Farts"?
Don't tell me you felt offended by this!

#4
Ghassan Yonis
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On: 3/16/2010 5:51:49 PM
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Offended? No, why? I was trying to comment objectivity.

I'm not into the blogging thing really. Usually, I read articles and "serious" blogs. A comment like the one I wrote is considered a light one, should I have added a smiley after the comment? Usually comments I get on the blog/Facebook/Twitter are way much serious than that, sometimes involve insulting :)

I'm sorry, just trying to get into this blogging thing and commenting on what others blog about here. Not sure of all the guidelines yet..

#5
Qwaider
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On: 3/16/2010 11:40:37 PM
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You see Ghassan, you can't objectively have an opinion about a subjective matter, it will be inherently subjective as it's your personal account therefore far from objectivity. Sociological matters are pretty often like that

However, there are plenty of evidence the supports what I said above. You must have had a friend who appears to have slept with (not just knew or had a relationship with) just about every girl you ever imagine. If you've never had one of those, I would really be surprised! I mean, just get on a Taxi cab and you're more than likely to meet one

#6
Ghassan Yonis
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On: 3/17/2010 3:42:14 AM
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I think you can be objective about it, from observations and analyze them in a scientific matter. Anyway..
You're talking about statement (1)? Maybe there is, but it's not a general rule. There may be people who keep talking about sex who don't have any (honestly, never met one till now), but what I see the most, guys/girls talking about sex because they're very sexually active, and they think it's a normal subject to talk about. After all, what so different about sex that people should think twice before they talk about :) If you were following me on Twitter for so long, or known me in person from some good time, you will see that I love talking about food most of the time (and yes, sex/religion/politics talk as well, but food the most), what does that mean? I don't get anything to eat? :)

People talk about what ever they want to for a whole different reasons, you can't make a general rule based on one stereo-type of men :)

#7
Amira
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On: 3/17/2010 4:26:12 AM
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Qwaider, you gotta listen to the guy who exactly fits #1, he knows better.

#8
Ghassan Yonis
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On: 3/17/2010 4:30:33 AM
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@Qwaider,
Btw, after I wrote my comment I remembered something. Let's keep taxi drivers out of this. Some of them tend to lie about everything (not just sex) to entertain them selves, including accidents they miraculously survived, weird passengers, things that happened with them on their way to Lebanon :)

@Amira,
Sorry I spoke, last time I comment :) Usually I talk about philosophy and politics and don't get that reaction.. thanks Amira :)

#9
Amira
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On: 3/17/2010 4:38:13 AM
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Awww how sweet... Maybe I was wrong about you. You are welcome sweety

#10
Ghassan Yonis
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On: 3/17/2010 4:41:13 AM
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:) I hope you get laid soon :)

#11
Qwaider
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On: 3/17/2010 6:46:22 AM
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Aywa, sorry ya3ni iza miz3ijeenkom i7na ... khodo ra7itkom!
Sho biddi afta7 qisim khas bil personals ana!
A7san aseer 2a2jjer shoqaq mafroosheh shakli... Imshi indabb minnak elha

#12
Ghassan Yonis
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On: 3/17/2010 7:00:49 AM
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You lost me. Was that supposed to be a joke or you're serious?
If you're serious, then read the comments again. We're actually fighting. Miss Amira here toke logical objective discussion and turned it into personal attack.. on someone she don't know !!

If it's a form of a joke, sorry, didn't get it. (different sense of humor I guess).

#13
Qwaider
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On: 3/17/2010 7:15:12 AM
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Can you define how "get laid soon" is a proper response from anyone? Ya3ni 3aib wallah hal 7aki, hence, indabbo

#14
Ghassan Yonis
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On: 3/17/2010 7:22:31 AM
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"Qwaider, you gotta listen to the guy who exactly fits #1, he knows better."

Who ever get personal and attack first, should expect such response (or worse).

Qwaider dear, no need for "endabo". It's your blog; if you don't want me to comment here, then just say so and you're more than welcome sir. But if someone insulted me, then I'll insult back and worse regardless of what anybody think and without waiting for permission. Thanks.

#15
Qwaider
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On: 3/17/2010 7:27:48 AM
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Indabbo = plural as in not you alone, not her alone. But both! There's no need to fight over something so trivial
You don't need permission, I support [responsible] cyber freedom of speech. This blog is rated PG, your kid sister can read it. So make sure when you write, not to offend these little demographic!
I hope this makes it clear. Please refer to my commenting policy. link above this box if you want more details

#16
Amarmar
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On: 3/17/2010 7:47:10 AM
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اللي على راسو بطحه، بيحسّس عليها
و احنا عنّا واحد على راسو 5 بطحات.. و لسّاتو بيجادل و بيطوّل لسانو

@GHABY
I feel sorry for you, when you grow up, you might eventually get laid, not if you stay in denial like you are now

PS Sorry I TRIED to apologize to you, you obviously incapable of comprehending it or even don't deserve it.

Sorry Quweider I'm NEVER EVER going to come back to this post again

#17
Qwaider
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On: 3/17/2010 7:49:59 AM
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Sorry Amar/Amarmar your comment was blocked as suspected spam. I just approved it. But I like to ask you too to honor my commenting policy and stay away from personal attacks. There's no need to fight over something as trivial as this. Kul wa7ad 7or fee 7alo.

#18
Ghassan Yonis
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On: 3/17/2010 7:59:20 AM
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@Amarmar
Just wondering, how do you know me. Do you always judge total strangers who you only seen online like you know for years :) Get a life, please

O again, I repeat my previous request, cause you really look like you need one :) That was a 100% objective topic that we were discussion, and suddenly you came and start attacking people you don't know. Where the hell all this aggression toward complete strangers coming from, hm, just wondering