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On their wedding night - حوارٌ بين زوجين ليلة زفافهما

  • By: Qwaider

  • On:Friday, December 26, 2008 11:08:12 PM
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    On the wedding night of a new couple, the following dialogue took place
    في ليلة الزفاف - دار الحوار التالي بين العروسين

    Husband: It's a dream come true
    Wife: Do you want me to go away?
    Husband:No, don't ever say that again
    Wife: Do you love me?
    Husband: Certainly
    Wife: Would you ever consider leaving me?
    Husband: No way
    Wife: Would you give me a kiss?
    Husband: Yes, and on your cheek
    Wife: Would you ever beat me?
    Husband: NEVER, I'm not that kind of a man
    Wife: Can I trust you?
    Husband: Ah-huh
    Wife: Oh my love
    الزوج : يااااه أخيرا الحلم بيتحقق ..
    الزوجة : عاوزني أبعد عنك .... ؟؟
    الزوج : لاااا.. متقوليش الكلام ده مره ثانيه .
    الزوجة : إنت ... تحبني ؟؟
    الزوج : اكييييييييييييد .
    الزوجة : طيب ممكن تفكر تبعد عني ؟
    الزوج : لا طبعاً ؟
    الزوجة : طيب ممكن تهديني بوسه ؟
    الزوج : طبعا.. و على خدك كمان .
    الزوجة : طيب تعتقد إنك ممكن تضربني في يوم من الأيام ؟
    الزوج : لا طبعا ... انا مش من النوع ده من الرجال .
    الزوجة : ممكن أثق فيك ؟
    الزوج : ايووووه...
    الزوجه : يا حبيبي ...

    After one year..
    On the night of their anniversary

    Read again from bottom to top

    بعد سنة منالزواج ..
     وفي ذكرى زواجهما كان هناك حوارٌ آخر

    اقرأ من جديد من الأسفل الى الأعلى

    (I got this one by email, thought it would be nice to translate and share)

    Enjoy

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    • #1
    • hamede
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    • On: 12/26/2008 11:42:36 PM
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    Hahaha A good one.
    • #2
    • Nizar
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    • On: 12/26/2008 11:48:10 PM
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    Haha, good one, I read the Arabic and the English before i reached the bottom of the page, i thought that it was a translation joke :P
    • #3
    • Krystal
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    • On: 12/26/2008 11:56:48 PM
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    It is a fact that the honeymoon state is over in 6 months after the wedding,it's good to know.
    if only they can just be plain honest from the beginning...but that's men :S we need to keep reading between the lines to figure them out 9or read the lines from bottom up in this case)
    • #5
    • msryat
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    • On: 12/27/2008 2:53:46 AM
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    حلو جدا وخصوصا القراءة بالعكس هههههههههه
    • #6
    • ASKAdenia
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    • On: 12/27/2008 9:19:59 AM
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    Gawyeeeeeeh hehehehehe
    • #7
    • Hani Obaid
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    • On: 12/27/2008 9:29:18 AM
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    Funny. Although this one is probably setup, there's actually a nutjob doctor in Australia who claims that if you play people's speech in reverse, you will hear what they subliminally really meant to say. He actually gives people's therapy sessions with this technique, and as an example analyzes famous speeches, and sometimes rock songs (claiming the song in reverse praises satan and such). The sad thing is there are enough people in the world gullible enough to believe this that he makes a good living out of it.
    • #8
    • Khaed
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    • On: 12/27/2008 3:30:25 PM
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    This seems too familiar!
    • #9
    • Suha
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    • On: 12/27/2008 9:09:55 PM
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    HAHAHHAHAHA that cracked me up
    • #10
    • JUMANA :)
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    • On: 12/28/2008 10:17:32 AM
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    he2 he2 he2 he2 mskeni hl 3aroos
    • #11
    • wunir
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    • On: 12/28/2008 2:58:21 PM
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    Haha so true
    • #12
    • Asad Ali
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    • On: 2/16/2009 6:49:32 AM
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    :)
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    • صور
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    ممتاز و مضحك جدا عندما يقرأ بالعكس
    مثل الواقع حقا
    هههههايييي
    رائع هذا الكلام و كأني أتذكر زواجي هههه
    You too can have your Memories Documented

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