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Dear waitress

By: Qwaider

On:Monday, November 24, 2008 11:44:40 PM
In:Thoughts
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Rated 4.7/5 stars (141 votes cast) Thanks for your vote!

Dear Waitress,

Thank you very much for messing up my order and completely screwing my morning. Thank you for making me realize that having enough time before a very important engagement isn't really good reason why you would go and have breakfast in the hands of "professional" breakfast makers at your glorious institution.

At the same time, I would like to take this opportunity to remind you with a several things, that would make your life much easier, hopefully in a constructive manner

First, you are in this position, not because of your Mensa skills but rather for your lack of those specific, useless skills. Therefore, thinking 'outside of the box' isn't really something you should venture in. Keep it in the box, please. In other words, thinking that ham and bacon would go wonderfully well in my vegetarian omelet is really way outside that box.

Second, you are here not because you have an amazing memory and you can do wonderful tricks with your amazing memory skills, rather, you're here, in this specific position because your memory doesn't serve you right. Otherwise you wouldn't have landed here. Now granted some people land in such positions despite their amazing abilities that would have landed them a degree in optometry or something like that. But, you're not as lucky. So please stop bragging about your memory. It didn't work back then. It's not going to work now. And NO I didn't order pancakes with whipped cream, bananas and Strawberry. And thank you for NOT remembering to add that to my bill.

On a side note of that, the owners of that restaurants paid money for that little notebook that you SHOULD BE USING.

Third, If I really wanted to have a conversation with you, I wouldn't end my sentences with "Thank you!". I'm not against having conversations with anyone, but not when I'm ON THE PHONE with MY BOSS!

Fourth, My shoulder is the sovereign property of my one and only WIFE, please don't tap it, grab it, massage it, lay your arm on it, hold it, or hang your armpit on top of it. I can hear you from 6 feet across that busy place

Fifth, Shouting my order at the top of your lungs while your mouth is too close to my ear is PAINFUL. Please consider the privacy bubble that I prefer to KEEP

Sixth, Please do not follow me to the car when I refuse to leave you tip because you had HORRIBLE service. Gratuity is completely voluntary and is valued based on the pleasure I had while being served. On that front, customers should be allowed to discount points from establishments who have sub-par service

At the end, please be assured that I don't have such gratitude to all waitresses. I'm sure most are fantastic, hardworking and get the order perfectly. But I guess every industry has a few bad apples! So THANK YOU, for totally RUINING my morning, and making me LATE and getting my BOSS pissed off at me!

Regards

Grateful customer who left no tip today!

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#1
yfa
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On: 11/25/2008 12:45:57 AM
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Wow you are a tough customer! ;-)

Although, the waitress isn't responsible for putting in the swine, she should have checked it prior to serving it to you. And the nerve, follow you to your car! I would have followed her back in and made a scene...asking for the manager and reading this exact letter aloud to all those seated!

#2
Qwaider
Said
On: 11/25/2008 12:53:08 AM
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I swear I'm not tough on any service person. I'm going to ask Maioush to vouch for me on this one. I've never embarrassed or made a scene. If anything I treat them way better than they Should, ask Maioush, she's been there!

#3
Maioush
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On: 11/25/2008 1:11:54 AM
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YFA, to tell the truth, between me and samer, i would be the tough one, husbandy is SUPER nice to them, wherever we go i would be complaining and giving them a hard time and he the smiling nice guy in there!!!
why do you think women LOVE talking to him, and do you see all this complaining over here? you see none of it in front of that waitress, he counts to 34589475439834 before he says a word that MIGHT sound tough!!! 7anoon joozi 7anoon LOL!

#4
Moey
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On: 11/25/2008 4:12:09 AM
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WOW! that's a rant.

#5
Khaled
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On: 11/25/2008 6:55:55 AM
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When I first read I thought you were in Jordan. =P

#6
kinzi
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On: 11/25/2008 9:12:04 AM
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oohhhhh...tips are always the best revenge! I wonder why they don't think of that?

#7
wonders
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On: 11/25/2008 9:29:15 AM
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let it out!! :)
think of it this way, maybe her stupidity that held you back from leaving on time was a good thing. i always think of it this way. y3ne la sama7 Allah i think that if i left on time, i might have been in a car accident so it is better that i was a little late.

b3den Maioush why are you letting him eat out?? ;)

#8
Qwaider
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On: 11/25/2008 9:57:52 AM
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7aram .. she's working so hard these days. But as you know, I have great admiration for career women. I didn't marry her to create another house wife :) She can play that when she's fed up of the job. But as long as she's happy ... I will do everything I can to support her decisions

#9
Hani Obaid
Said
On: 11/25/2008 11:06:13 AM
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Don't go back there unless you want said waitress to spit in your next omelet!

#10
Hani Obaid
Said
On: 11/25/2008 11:07:16 AM
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I hate the restaurants that automatically take 10%...

#11
Marvin
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On: 11/25/2008 6:09:25 PM
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Holy crap! When I find a stupid waitperson like that, at my favorite restaurant, I always make a point of waiting for a table that's NOT in his/her section. If I must, I ask for a different waitperson. But I rarely get "service" THAT bad.