Porn collection
- By: Qwaider
- On:Wednesday, September 17, 2008 10:23:31 PM
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A bunch of ideas raced through my head as I was watching the very shocking "Towelhead" movie last night. One of them was "Why do people keep porn collections". I would understand single people wanting to window shop and see what is "out there". But married people with kids! Now that's one sick thought that kept running circles inside my head!
For some weird reason, every single porn collection is by design destined to be discovered by an inquisitive little teenager, boy or girl. Chances are, it will wreck havoc on their world.
You know what I'm talking about, you've seen it in numerous sitcoms. from Friends to Sinefield to Everybody loves Raymond They even show that the wives know about them and as long as they're in the Garage/storage they're fine with it.
I do understand that some people require a little, "stimulation", but I just can't, for the life of me, comprehend how women would allow something like that in their homes!
Yes, men look at women in those magazines and think all women are photoshopped and airbrushed like the ones they see, not to mention 50% borg with all sort of implants and augmentations. Enough plastic to build couple of little Lego robots out of them.
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The stupid, strict, racist Arab American father is denying his daughter the right to have sex!
Like anyone other than Jerry Springer redneck stars would allow their 13 year old. (Thirteen!!!) to just go out and have casual sex with a boy from school! Let alone that he's black!
I'm seriously starting to get pissed off from all these sex glorifying flicks all while pointing fingers at the middle east as being the source of terrorists and the sexual frustration. Even terrorists apparently are fighting "Freedom" and democracy to satisfy thier sexual frustrations with the 70 virgins!! Doh!
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The local Islamic school is teaching 6 year olds about going to hell. My friend was complaining to me how his son came home shivering in fear and cold sweat after the teacher told him, he's going to hell! WTF!? 6 year olds!?
Now, Islam doesn't promote broadcasting fear in the minds of little children to convince them to perform worship, exactly why I don't understand these folks! Does anyone know how they deal with religious matters in Pakistan? Cause that appear to be the dominating Islamic direction around here.
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Notes to self:
1) Never have a "porn collection"
2) Master southern accent, to use it when I land on Jerry Springer show
3) Never donate to the local Islamic school again
Memories....
Anyway speaking of sex and Islam, recently I found a particular segment very interesting:
(31 إِنَّ لِلْمُتَّقِينَ مَفَازًا
32 حَدَائِقَ وَأَعْنَابًا
33 وَكَوَاعِبَ أَتْرَابًا
34 وَكَأْسًا دِهَاقًا
35 لَا يَسْمَعُونَ فِيهَا لَغْوًا وَلَا كِذَّابًا
36 جَزَاءً مِنْ رَبِّكَ عَطَاءً حِسَابًا)
It's from Surat Al-Nabaa (news/tidings).
The words I didn't understand and needed a dictionary for were (Kawa3iba Atraba). When I searched for the translation. I didn't believe it.
Here's the translation:
Surely the righteous will achieve (their desire). Gardens and vineyards and Large Round Breasted Women of Equal Age, and cup that is always full, they won't hear lies or vanity. A reward from God
I thought it was a joke. Then I asked some knowledgeable people and they confirmed this is the correct translation. One of them was married so I asked him what about your wife, will she get round breasted companions too. He said she will be (Sithum wu Taj Rashum) (she will lead his companions and be the crown on their head!)
Yes I agree with you every father is well within his right to NOT permit his 13 year old daughter to have sex. However I can't say the same for his 21 year old daughter. By then she is old enough to decide for herself.
I suggest doing the hula hoop for 40 minutes a day,it slims the waist and stimulates her libido.Also she shold enroll in belly dance classes and go to Bangkok, Thailand to learn how to massage her man.And last but not least she should have a supply of sexy under garments from Victoria Secret to be ready anytime to dress suggestivly and wear at times a garter belt and stockings for her husband.
A wife should always be able to have her husband "drooling at the mouth" when she seduces him.
as for the tarheeb part of religion, i think that should be mild, and it shud be introduced to older kids, maybe mid-late teens.. at least they wud have an idea what to think of rather than a 6 year old who wont comprehend, only harbour fear.
And I can't figure out how is this related to you porn collection, which you should stash away at least i Ramadan :-)
As for the local Islamic school, the parent needs to point the situation out to being extreme but in all true honesty, SOME fear needs to be introduced especially here in the U.S. because once they surpassed the phase of being young and "accepting" to such preaching about Islam, it is too late. And as am sure we all are aware, the new generation is easy to lose control and it is.
As for the local Islamic school, the parent needs to point the situation out to being extreme but in all true honesty, SOME fear needs to be introduced especially here in the U.S. because once they surpassed the phase of being young and "accepting" to such preaching about Islam, it is too late. And as am sure we all are aware, the new generation is easy to lose control and it is.