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Top Jordanian start-up looking for top hires!

By: Qwaider

On:Wednesday, June 25, 2008 1:15:33 AM
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The new and Amazing start-up (Wasta Online dot com site is actively seeking new hires for their most ambitious project yet. Wastabook^®. A free online matching service that will provide you with a wasta for all your legal needs

Wastabook^®goes beyond the traditional phone call to your favorite corrupt cousin and provides detailed statistics on how good the wasta is, how "heavy" they are at their post, and a historical outlook for their rate of success.

Wastabook^®Will also provide premium service for corporate users with big pocket books to allow them, priority handling, and very "heavy" wasta

Get your top wasta online, it's free, open source and supports Firefox 3. Wastabook^®for all you needs. Educational, Agriculture, Military, Municipality, 3atwat, Jahat, Wedding shooting, honor crimes and Tohoor Awlad.

Use Wastabook^®when her father is too stubborn and doesn't want her to marry you (because you're cheap, smell and come from a lower clan)

Wastabook^®is your one stop shop for all your wasta needs.

Strictly one wasta per application, no request for the American Embassy will be accepted. Please allow 14 to 64 days for processing especially if the Pasha is out. Subject to other wastas and rules. No two wastas can request two different things for the same item. In the case of conflict the wasta with the bigger balls shall be considered.

One Thabiha per wasta per request.

So if you find yourself Qualified enough to join the elite of online start-ups Wastabook^®. Send a full CV, with the name of 15 parts, mother's name up to the 7th grandparent along with a list of all your wastas and the weight of their balls to the address below

ATTN:Wastabook^®1 Mokhabart-covert enterprizes (MCE Inc)
Albyader, khalf Almadina el Tibbyeh
Amman, Al Ordon Awwalan

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#1
mab3oos
Said
On: 6/25/2008 10:23:48 AM

All jokes aside, this could prove to be a viable enterprise. the question is:

will the wastas have to establish their accounts ala facebook?

#2
Maher
Said
On: 6/25/2008 11:43:00 AM

Is this for real? LOL!

la2 o they provide statistics kaman lool

thankkkkssss forrr sharing this site buddy, i''ll forword it to my co-workers right now :D

#3
laila
Said
On: 6/25/2008 4:36:42 PM

LOOOL! brilliant post :D:D it's quite a clever way of making fun of our societies blatant problems :):)

#4
Qwaider
Said
On: 6/25/2008 5:25:13 PM

Garfan
Yes, they will establish accounts and compete on the number of wastas and thebaye7 they can finish in a month
There will be a grand prize for the top Wasta

Maher
Absolutely for real :)

Laila
I'm really humbled and honored by your words :) Glad they made our top scientist smile :)

#5
TAGE3
Said
On: 6/25/2008 9:03:44 PM

hahahaha really funny post :D

wallah hada el ta6aowoor el 6abe3e lal WASTA (kol she bet6awaar fa ma wagafat 3ala el WASTA) ya3ne zamman kanat el WASTA 3ebaraa 3an phone call 3al mashe bas hala2 saraat shahadeeh betn3a6aa http://www.tage3.com/picdisp.php?pd=340
so ma testa3'reeb enno el WASTA will gon online someday :P

#6
Qwaider
Said
On: 6/25/2008 9:27:20 PM

Tage3... LOL!! I LOVE YOUR NAME! ... it's TAGE3!

So yeah, we need to get WASTA2.0 going

#7
KJ
Said
On: 6/26/2008 8:53:22 AM

Is this a reflection of how desperate we are to get things done by honing our ass-kissing skills? When otherwise we could do things a normal streamlined way without selling our kidneys to get a paper stamped?