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10 signs you might be a donkey!

By: Qwaider

On:Tuesday, April 08, 2008 7:11:19 PM
In:Thoughts
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It's nice to be in a relationship, it's beautiful to be married. It's a great experience...

But if you allow your partner (male or female) to stomp all over you.. Then that's the first sign you're a Donkey!

Here are the rest of the signs

You work, your partner stays at home watching soap operas all day, that makes you a mule!
You did the least wrong thing, and you get yelled at (not by your mother) but by your partner, that makes you a double mule!
You disagree on something, and you always, ALWAYS, end up being wrong, you might consider checking for donkeyism history in your family
You want to do something, and you always end up doing what your partner wants, yep, that makes you a donkey
You're always afraid to get yelled at! (go straight to donkey, don't pass Go, don't collect $200)
Your partner somehow explains to you that something [Enter something personally negative here] is good for you. Then you need to do a blood test to make sure you're not suffering from donkeyism
Your partner somehow always gets his [enter selfish word here]. Use the blood test from the last step
You have to ask permission or schedule an appointment to be intimate with your partner (check the size of your ears for more evident donkeyism signs)
Your partner has a blog where they discuss how stupid you are, or how inexperienced, yeah, you're a huge donkey.
Your partner shares some intimate details about you with total strangers, (yep, that makes you a donkey too)

So my advise to everyone, make sure you don't discover one day that you were a donkey! For others, continue to use aliases online and pray no one tells your donkey. Cause I hear, donkeys have quite the kick!

(Yeah those were 11, but I like to give bonuses. Who wants to work for me?)

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Memories....

#1
KJ
Said
On: 4/8/2008 9:00:30 PM

Someone is grumpy today

#2
Qwaider
Said
On: 4/8/2008 9:03:44 PM

No ... someone is just feeling sad for the hordes of donkeys out there :)

#3
hamede
Said
On: 4/8/2008 9:23:10 PM

For donkeys it is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

#4
chikapappi
Said
On: 4/8/2008 9:53:03 PM

I am afraid I am turning into one :/

#5
Mona
Said
On: 4/8/2008 10:03:31 PM

I just remembered now when my uncle get married late he said that he had joined the group of donkeys.
If you are married so you are a donkey :):)

#6
Qwaider
Said
On: 4/8/2008 10:05:24 PM

Chicka
No no no ... Salamet Ma2amek .. DON'T LET IT HAPPEN TO YOU :)
Mona
HAHAHAHAHHAA!!!! That's a classic Mona :)
LOL!

#7
Lulu
Said
On: 4/8/2008 10:25:49 PM

Sadly, most of the donkeys out there that I know are women.

#9
4 gotton
Said
On: 4/9/2008 3:54:20 AM

oh dam..............ana ahmara i guess its better to be a donkey than to be a monkey...........looooooooooooooooooool

#10
Khaled
Said
On: 4/9/2008 6:37:52 AM

A happy Donkey beats a grumpy Lion.

#11
Tamara
Said
On: 4/9/2008 9:13:36 AM

Loool @ the post and comments : ) well in a relationship its normal to be the donkey from time to time, your partner in return gets to be one from time to time as well, so it all balances out ; p but if its one of the sides that is always the donkey, well they better take the tests you recommended or the door mat test.

#12
wonders
Said
On: 4/9/2008 9:23:08 AM

hahaha :D well this subject is always the topic of my conversation with friends.
Seriously, but what if the partner let's you get your way just because they know if makes you happy? what's wrong with them doctor? :)

#13
hamede
Said
On: 4/9/2008 5:33:43 PM

Wonders
Nothing is wrong with them,a7la wonders.

#14
sam
Said
On: 4/9/2008 6:29:29 PM

i guess one time or another someone in a relationship will end up a donkey...us married people do not mind being a 7mar/7mara everyone in a while...i guess u can call it compromise...but if someone is putting u down at every turn than that is verbal abuse which is as bad as physical abuse if not worse..ok i'll stop..see i guess i am the talkative commenter...:p

#15
Qwaider
Said
On: 4/9/2008 6:58:46 PM

Lulu
That's an interesting twist, I thought they were married husbands of a bunch of bloggeretts. They're either too stupid, too chicken, too naive, and others are yelled at every single day. Poor men!

Whisperer
I am trying to trim those ads.. it's not that easy

4 gotton
You might be both :)

Khaled
Yes yes... so I take it you get yelled at?? :)
Welcome back my friend. Are you back? Ishta2nalak

Tamara
:) It's funny right?
LOL!!!! I love the door mat test, why didn't I add that?!

Wonders
Nothing is wrong .. they're suffering from a desese called "Chickenism" :)
LOL
Listen, if there is no conflict of interest and they "let" you do whatever you want. THAT IS THE NORMAL THING! Ya3ni, if you want to go shopping, and your partner also want to go shopping. There's nothing wrong there

Hamede
Yep, nothing there.

Sam
Yes, that's the bigger picture. A relationship is a give and take. But there has to be GIVE-AND-TAKE! (notice it's AND, it's Not THEN, or Before, or After, it's both)
Of course the relationship of parents and children is give-give-give and enjoy being their mule :)

LOL@ Talkative! You're not! You're awesome! I swear!

#16
Maioush
Said
On: 4/15/2008 1:41:48 AM

yeeeee!! that means i'm a donkey from time to time :/
bs LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!! how did you come up with this? :D
on a more serious note, reading through, a lot of people crossed my mind ::sigh::