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Clash of the skirts

By: Qwaider

On:Tuesday, March 04, 2008 4:03:44 AM
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With fair weather comes the more forgiving, and more revealing cloths. Apparently, skirts are in for this spring and summer. Or at least that's what my two colleagues believed as we chatted over lunch. I got to learn a bunch of things I never knew about skirts. But that was the end of pleasantries, a mini cat fight erupted between the two as they disagreed violently on a matter that really puzzled me in the past, but as it turns out, some of my suspecions turned out to be true.

I'll talk about the fight in a minute, but the best thing I learned was... How to get out of the car in a skirt. I wish the mothers of Lindsay, Brittany, Mariah, Christina and Paris told them about this before their pictures were all over the Internet! On a second thought, no I don't seriously wish they did!

So turnes out, there are three types of "skirty" ladies. The exhibitionist, the reserved and the blondies

The exhibitionist KNOWS that men are going to get worked up (look up: Aroused) by the lady wearing a skirt therefore they will probably be looking at the right spot. In other words, give them something to whet their appetite to get them attracted. You don't necessarily need to be even remotely interested in that person. They also know that other women will be watching for completely other reasons.

The reserved lady, also KNOWS that men are going to be looking. However, they try everything they can not to reveal anything. So they are extra careful while moving around in skirts. Especially short ones.

Then there are the blonds, who are completely clueless about all of this,(lookup Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, or Britany spears). They are considered by many, "spectators' favorites". Since they will unknowingly, put on the best show, and reveal way too much.

So the most vulnerable spot for a lady wearing a skirt is the moment she gets out of a car. According the the reserved lady there is only one way to do this.

Pull your legs together.
Pull the sides of your skirt.
Turn around while legs are tightly closed,
and finally place both of them on the ground at the same time.

There's a variation to this if the lady was wearing a short skirt/dress (as pulling the sides is not an option)

Pull your legs together
Place purse on the top of your thighs
Turn around while legs are tightly closed and purse firmly stuck to the legs.
Place both feet on the ground at the same time.

The exhibitionist lady went on and on about how it's possible to show, but not show too much. But I wasn't interested, mainly because all she was saying is "remember to wear an underwear"

That was, so far, the highlight of my Monday! Looking forward to having lunch with the same lunatic bunch!

Oh, and if you're wondering about the blond. She was the whole reason this whole discussion started.

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#1
za3tar
Said
On: 3/4/2008 5:00:33 AM

hmm ... interesting o0 ?

Anyway, i think there is actually only two types of "skirties". I think that those who belong to the blond category are actually most likely "exhibitionists" but they try to convince themselves that they are "reservists". And in order to convince others, they play this whole "Oh, i didn't know that" blond card. (you're telling me that Hilton or Lohan don't know that the world is watching them ? ... yalla 3ad)

It is the same as wearing shirts were the nipples are embossed out. The answer is obvious from the minute you put on that shirt, but eh.

#2
KJ
Said
On: 3/4/2008 7:05:58 AM

Yeah cuz wearing underwear solves the main problem. *sigh*

#3
ProudPali
Said
On: 3/4/2008 9:33:27 AM

reserved?? w short skirt?? mish zabta ktir.. id say aware mish reserved but heck, who's mda2e2-ing :D

bighad il nazar, i dont really give ppl like brit or lohan the benefit of the doubt on this one.. they KNOW its inevitably gonna happen! i mean they leave nothing for imagination anyway why worry bout this little bit?

#4
Lostwithin
Said
On: 3/4/2008 5:18:56 PM

LOL!!
can I hang out with u and the lunatics? :P
I hate skirts so I will not talk I will just laugh :P

and I think that Ms Hilton was fully aware that the whole world was watching her in that mini skirt so going commando was a deliberate thing :P
I really really don't get the whole idea of skirts that's why I nearly toppled and fell over so many stairs if it hadn't been for my friend who managed to move my center of gravity back to its right place in really short notice , ie: she pulled me back :P
Viva la Jeans ! :D

#5
afaf
Said
On: 3/5/2008 2:09:11 AM

all women wearing skirts know for sure that there is one way to get out of the car for women wearing skirt....
all other types r simply cheap low class way to show off!!!

#6
Hani Obaid
Said
On: 3/5/2008 9:37:42 PM

I find it pretty annoying when a seated woman is so self concious about her mini-skirt, she has to tug at it to make sure it didn't ride up every 2 seconds. Like get over it and go put on some jeans for crying out loud!