When the double D speaks!

By: Qwaider

On:Tuesday, January 29, 2008 7:20:01 PM
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Everyone else shuts up!

This is a funny "argument" I had with a friend who was upset about guys drooling over a lady that passed by the office. A third friend was entertaining the guest while my friend was expressing how she found the guys to be Rkhas (loosely translated to Cheap, sell out, betrayers). She was surprised to see some of her best friends, and even family members getting so influenced by a chick passing by!

But not all chicks are created equal!

The names and places have been altered to protect the innocent! Especially from the evil menace called DINA

"Guys are Rkhas! (Cheap) They go for the cheap thrills" she protested.

But, you see, guys like attractive women, just like ladies love attractive guys.

"It's not the same", "We have to accept the person first, then looks follow"

Yeah, guys like visual stimulants a lot, that's why things come with an illustrated users manual :). But not all guys are like that

"Huh! No way, I haven't seen a single guy who didn't check the girls body. Including my own family"

And girls never peek?

"We do, but not indecently"

Well not all guys look indecently to all women. It depends

"But you will dump a girl if she's not as 'inflated' as the other chick, so typical"

Hmmm, Any guy who dumps a girl for inflated or deflated looks is a fool. No matter how "pretty" the toys are, people get fed up with them real quick

"Back at school, the professors used to apparently give marks inversely proportional to the ladies size, without even looking at the papers"

They're only human you know, but I'm sure a smart person would go a LONG way without any assistance from mother nature

"I'm so frustrated because those doubleDs get her places and make things easier"

Well then that makes your brain works at a much larger capacity facing the challenge of those!

"I hate you"

I know :)

"But thanks, I feel better now"

Good, now where did you say Dude went with that lady?

*throws a book at me!

But yeah, I have to agree, most guys would sell their own mother's ashes for an "inflated" lady. My friend is a genius for that term! I'm going to be using it every time one of the guys dumps me to go pick up some inflated chick. Or makes me wait at the airport for THREE HOURS while he and little ms inflated finish their stupid carnival-5-minute-stroll. Or when a friend completely forgets our appointment because he was bedazzled by an inflated chick and I have to -naturally- understand

When did guys stop becoming so dependable!!!? I blame it all on Victoria secrets! And cheap guys!

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#1
Maioush
Said
On: 1/29/2008 8:32:22 PM

"The names and places have been altered to protect the innocent! Especially from the evil menace called DINA"
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Poor Dina!!! (but who is Dina??)
i must say, you have a very very very wise friend, she is right, guys can be so Rkhas sometimes, i've been raised between boys, and i tell you i sure know how they think and what they look at!!
MEN!!

#2
Qwaider
Said
On: 1/29/2008 9:12:09 PM

Dina (el fattaneh) is my niece. Anything she reads here, goes straight to granddaddy!

But Maioush, not all men are like that. Although, I have to admit they do form a rather large chunk of the society!

#3
SimSim
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On: 1/29/2008 9:13:50 PM

Oh don’t get me started with this I am also been raised with guys and I know how do they think even if they r good but still it’s a nature that we will never understand ... but it differ from a guy to another ... what I don’t understand is the dirty guys who keep checking girls while they r with their wives/ girl friends ... show some respect and control ur self stupid at least in front of her ... I really feel sad for them walla I mean for these girls !! why she should accept this from him ?

MEN

#4
Qwaider
Said
On: 1/29/2008 9:19:26 PM

Wow! This is an all out war on men!
DAMN Rkhas ... gave us all a bad name :(

#5
Hani Obaid
Said
On: 1/30/2008 12:41:13 AM

I think many women are just as interested in Men as the men are interested in them, it's just unacceptable for them to express it.

What I don't like is when you're chatting with a friend or coworker, and a woman passes by and they turn around to stare at her, and don't hear a single word you said. It's the height of rudeness.

What ? are they so desperate to get a glimpse of a woman ? or can't wait for a chance any cance to lust after one ? especially one they can't have!

Conversely you can also identify a distinct body language for some beautiful women when they walk in and the men do NOT stare at them.

Even worse is the woman who stares at you for 5 minutes straight and then when you return the stare, she tosses her hair and looks the other way. What is that about ?

#6
KJ
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On: 1/30/2008 6:22:20 AM

We have a professor on campus who still likes to receive [censored word relating to courting without physical coupling] for a grade! He actually failed my male friend even though his marks are great!

However I do agree with Hani - women are just as interested in men but they "are not allowed to express it"

Once in Ramadan in the mosque the imam remarked on a fit guy who was wearing a tight shirt (you know the type)... he said he shouldn't be wearing this because just as girls are not supposed to be wearing skirts to show off the legs on campus, us men (especially the fit) shouldn't be revealing our body contours to them as well, because they're as human as we are and - surprise surprise - they actually do have [coupling] needs.

#7
Qwaider
Said
On: 1/30/2008 8:32:10 AM

Who ever said they're not allowed allowed to express it? They are allowed, and they often do. Not only that, it's praised as female right and liberating. While in males case, it harassment, yada yada yada

Yes they do have needs, and it might be worse than Male's needs. But they do a fantastic job of making it our fault ALWAYS for wanting or needing something :)

I'm starting to like you already! You remind me of my self!

#8
Oriental Arabesque
Said
On: 1/30/2008 9:39:35 AM

"Yes they do have needs, and it might be worse than Male's needs. But they do a fantastic job of making it our fault ALWAYS for wanting or needing something :)"

This part cracked me up big time! OMG!!
Someone I used to know once said the exact same words!!
I think guys enjoy playing the victims role sometimes...they claim we are "health threatening creatures"…but it’s them (of most of them..mishan ma 7ada yez3al) after all who abuse this and make it affect them badly…
i can't stop laughing at the statement above.. :D

#9
Qwaider
Said
On: 1/30/2008 9:52:23 AM

Oriental Arabesque
Guys will play: The victims, the conquers, the Spartans, the gladiators, the astronauts, the cave men, the private detectives, the sensitive crybabies, the terminally ill patients, the clowns, the stand up comedians, the dare devils just to get some love and attention.
We crave it just as women do. We're more extroverts regarding our needs. While the women tend to keep them tightly tucked in. On the fear of completely losing control. And trust me, no woman wants to lose control. The Joker in this game!
It might be highly related to the human reproductive organs, men have them basically all out there, and the least amount of interest will be exposed. While with women .. it's really hard to tell.

#10
Oriental Arabesque
Said
On: 1/30/2008 10:00:57 AM

Qwaider...well i very much agree with u on both statements...guys will do ANYTHING to get some love and attention...i know that they're humans after all (just like us) and each one of them got his own keys, or "user manual" (if we can call it so)
there's no one rule suits all here i guess :D
for me, when i know the guy well enough (of course with his help and on how much he's willing to be open and clear) dealing with him becomes a piece of cake for me... when both are on the same level of care to make the relationship work...things will go more smoothly..

and about the women and hard to tell..well...when u know her well enough u'll be able to tell..it shows in the eyes u know :)

#11
Qwaider
Said
On: 1/30/2008 10:08:45 AM

Those illusive female eyes have thousands of poems describing how cryptic they are... I don't know if I'm skilled enough to tell or if any man is skilled enough to tell for that matter :)

#12
Oriental Arabesque
Said
On: 1/30/2008 10:21:19 AM

LOL..damn it...i feel so naive :p shakli ana 2eli easy to read zyadeh 3an el lezoom...people could tell a lot from my facial expression and my eyes!!
i should start wearing shades indoors and claim my eyes are tired from the light! :D

#13
Qwaider
Said
On: 1/30/2008 10:23:19 AM

You're not naive you're clear, you're transparent. That decency and honesty is probably the crown jewel of your beauty, never lose it

#14
ProudPali
Said
On: 1/30/2008 10:47:58 AM

she might be generalizing it a bit too much, but the majority of guys r into "window shopping" and they cant help it, they're eternal boys! and boys like their toys...

now having said that, i believe a decent guy is determined by the aftermath of his "ogling" session. a decent guy wont react to the stimuli. its just a beautiful face/body that passed w end of story.. it wont alter his judgement or make him drop whatever he has (or whoever he has) for a stunning woman.. amma il shab il r5ees fa 7ayla66esh-ha as she passes by w 7ayfa9elha la tetla3 3youno (allah la yrodo tab3an lol) and yraqqem iza sana7at laho il fursa etc etc of all the reactions possible.

same goes for girls unfotunately in this day and age! zaman il wa7deh kanat tekser 3einha min il 7aya, hala2 bitba7le2 bi waqa7a! ishi bi5zi..