An indecent proposal!

I know that most people usually get solicited for sex. The story is simple, a man approaches a lady and makes all sort of "impressions" on her to convince her to somehow to accept him getting in her pants.

Yesterday, was a completely different story!

A lady called, she was nice on the phone. Introduced her self and said she got my number from my cousin. (Thanks cousin!) Then she went on telling how she recently got married and that her husband is having issues due to his vasectomy and he can no longer father babies

I was in the middle of sympathising and trying to be nice, when a lightning bolt from hell descended down on my head as she offered me the job to father her baby!

Shock!

Can't even start to describe what I was feeling, she already started making plans for me visiting them in "couple of weeks" because she just got her, whatever!

Thank god my phone rang that instance, I excused myself promising to call back later...

I won't be keeping that promise.

Since then I've been having nightmares!

Update:

Before anybody starts getting ideas, the lady is Arab and a Muslim!