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Battle for the worst!

By: Qwaider

On:Saturday, January 26, 2008 9:58:31 AM
In:Movies
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Rated 4.5/5 stars (132 votes cast)

Just as Untraceable and Rambo will be fighting to dominate the box offices this weekend. There will be a different kind of battle raging between two HORRIBLE movies! If you read NOTHING that I write, read this review. I'm doing an AMAZING service

Meet the Spartans... vs ...How she move

If you have absolutely nothing better to do than committing suicide or watching these two, I would encourage you to commit suicide and not watch these two!

Meet the Spartans
3/10 on the Qwaider scale, you you will crack some chuckles here and there. But it's too stupid!

How She move
2/10 on the Qwaider scale, there's nothing there to talk about, bad plat, bad acting but oh some good meaningless "Step" shots! and if bootee is your thing, then there's a lot of bootee in here

Both open Jan 25th

In my defense I would say that I only had to pay to watch one of these, "Meet the Spartans" A witless blog-post from anyone has more substance in it than this movie. It feels like a sick blog post that makes fun of the movie 300. But it's actually a movie that people paid money to watch! With advertising EVERYWHERE!

Worse remember this douche bag?

Yes, he's in it too!

The best part about this movie is that they make fun of Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan, and yeah, you get to see their shaved underskirts. But that's about it! If you thought 300 was gay, this movie is astronomically more!

It's like the producers would throw as much crap at the screen and see what works and make people laugh!

As for How she move! They should call it How she can't move! Just avoid it like the plague

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#1
Maher
Said
On: 1/26/2008 12:39:41 PM

so you saying there is alot of Bafta in the movie?? Whats the word again? BAshka? Bafta? you know what i mean :P
300 is one of my fav movies..and i am still anticipating this one! but the most movie i am waiting for is CloverField..!

#2
Qwaider
Said
On: 1/26/2008 12:41:08 PM

Cloverfield is awesome, you must check my review on it

#3
أنونيموس
Said
On: 1/26/2008 8:02:45 PM

Whoever said you can't judge a book by its cover? Il daleel min 3inwano.

#4
Qwaider
Said
On: 1/26/2008 8:33:10 PM

Allow me to correct that Anonymous?
You can't judge a movie by it's trailer! Both movies had awesome trailers who scored more on my scale than the actual movies themselves :)

#5
ProudPali
Said
On: 1/27/2008 8:44:03 AM

yih 3ad ana ktir i enjoyed meet the spartans fi nihayet il usbu3 il munsarima! i laffed at the silliness.

thats the art of escapism in movies i reckon, u need a movie where its not thought provoking every once in a while, just a light hearted laff..

#6
Nizar
Said
On: 1/27/2008 2:32:20 PM

I am disapointed :(

I really expected meet the spartans to be good
I will watch it anyway, but thanks for the review.

#7
Qwaider
Said
On: 1/27/2008 8:25:21 PM

I was disappionted too .. but At least meet the Spartans made me laugh. Silly forgettable laughs ... but I did laugh

#8
Moey
Said
On: 1/28/2008 5:22:18 AM

I want to see both movies :)

#9
KJ
Said
On: 1/29/2008 8:33:22 AM

Meet the Spartans is SUPPOSED to be stupid!

#10
Qwaider
Said
On: 1/29/2008 9:15:07 AM

Moey, please do .. :)

KJ
It's not supposed to be THIS stupid!

#11
Moey
Said
On: 1/30/2008 3:25:58 AM

I will =)

#12
TeacherLady
Said
On: 1/30/2008 7:55:25 PM

You brave, brave man... I don't think I'd have to stomach to watch either of those "films". Thanks for the warning just in case I suffer from a lack of judgment and accidentally pay money to witness these atrocities.