If men got pregnant (Rebuttal)

And since she wrote another one about men getting pregnant....

1. Maternity leave would be abolished. Since men are too tough for this waste of time.  However, the women would still demand to have the full period to take care of their hubbies
2. Men are too tough to worry about stretch marks, or if they looked fat!
3. Childbirth would become an Olympic sport were men push themselves to deliver bigger, babies in record times. The record would stand at 9.76 seconds for a 42 pound baby
4. Morning sickness would be an excuse to fart more
5. There will be no birth-control methods.
6. Children would be born with reading and writing skills, plus a black belt in karate.
7. Women would be running and hiding from commitment. Men still don't care
8. Any guy having twins would be boasting to the poor ones who barely got one. They would be showing them off everywhere they go
9. Sons would be encouraged to "experiment" and "Try new things"
10. No diapers are necessary for these babies, they're way too tough to be contained in a diaper anyway.
11. Men don't care that much about fashion. When a guy gets the news that he's pregnant, he doesn't even bother looking in the mirror
12. No body will know a guy is pregnant until he .... delivers the baby, at the office, on his desk and goes on working the rest of the day.
13. Actually, restaurants will continue to offer alarming hot chicken wings
14. Women will continue to rule the world!

Now wouldn't men make better pregnant women than women? :)