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If men got pregnant (Rebuttal)

  • By: Qwaider

  • On:Sunday, January 13, 2008 9:15:55 AM
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    And since she wrote another one about men getting pregnant....

    pregnant man
    1. Maternity leave would be abolished. Since men are too tough for this waste of time.  However, the women would still demand to have the full period to take care of their hubbies
    2. Men are too tough to worry about stretch marks, or if they looked fat!
    3. Childbirth would become an Olympic sport were men push themselves to deliver bigger, babies in record times. The record would stand at 9.76 seconds for a 42 pound baby
    4. Morning sickness would be an excuse to fart more
    5. There will be no birth-control methods.
    6. Children would be born with reading and writing skills, plus a black belt in karate.
    7. Women would be running and hiding from commitment. Men still don't care
    8. Any guy having twins would be boasting to the poor ones who barely got one. They would be showing them off everywhere they go
    9. Sons would be encouraged to "experiment" and "Try new things"
    10. No diapers are necessary for these babies, they're way too tough to be contained in a diaper anyway.
    11. Men don't care that much about fashion. When a guy gets the news that he's pregnant, he doesn't even bother looking in the mirror
    12. No body will know a guy is pregnant until he .... delivers the baby, at the office, on his desk and goes on working the rest of the day.
    13. Actually, restaurants will continue to offer alarming hot chicken wings
    14. Women will continue to rule the world!

    Now wouldn't men make better pregnant women than women? :)

    Other Memories Documented on January 13
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    Memories....

    YEAH RIGHT!!! Men freak out when there wives ask them to stay with the baby if she has to be out of the house LOL!!
    AAAAAAAAAKH, if that could happen! i would laugh my lungs out at u LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!
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    • Grey
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    • On: 1/13/2008 10:43:33 AM
    LMAO ! yeah its time !
    Lol, actually maioush's list is better : ) we ladies have to stick together.

    But seriously I don't think any man no matter how tough could endure pregnancy
    Maisoush, oh really? I thought men are FORCED to do these things these days
    Grey, Welcome back, you've been away for a while :)

    Tamara, No, I'm better.
    I think the argument of who has higher pain tolerance is false. I for one would like to put it to the test. Bring a woman who undergone child birth. Bring a man, place both of their hands in a hand vice. And lets see who can tolerate more pain. :)
    As a mom of three (extra large, delivered the good old-fashioned, no epidural, way)... I would say...
    Soff 3a janab dear :)
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    • mona
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    • On: 1/14/2008 12:01:46 AM
    "As a mom of three (extra large, delivered the good old-fashioned, no epidural, way)... I would say...
    Soff 3a janab dear :)"
    Oh my God, this is sooo funny :D :D :D :D
    I'm with Maioush on this one ... Qwaider, Shi ghad
    Faten, 7abeatek ♥♥♥
    Thanks Mona ;)
    woman would rule the world.iwould be the breadwinner let my husband have many babies his body can handle.he can take care of the house and kids take him to doctors appointments and lamaze classes.iwould pamper threw the pregnancy .i coach him threw the labor.iwould make sure its would be a drug free labor .like ihad with the twin boys .i tell my macho husband if a woman of 4-11 statis can push two 8 pound babies so can you big boy.i love to see man handle the pain of childbirth.guys imange if you had pooping out 2 8 pound watermellon out of rectum that childbirth like for a woman.
    No Sarah, that's not the same thing. In fact, the vagina is designed to handle such actions. While the rectum is not.

    Anyway, :) Glad you liked it
    qwaider ido know the vagina is designed to streach so a baby or babies can come out.i just used this in medaforic terms so you get the idea what childbirth is like.ihave delivered three times in my life.my last deliver of twin boys.i know how the female body works.ido know you cant have a baby threw your anus.thank goodness you men dont give birth some of you would cry when you have your first contraction happend.imange qwaider if you had to push 2 8 pound babies threw your penis with no drugs and endor 15 hours of labor.i wish male pregnancy was avalable so you can understand what pain is.
    No body is doubting that women endure a lot during childbirth. But it's a hypothetical question really, and there's no way to subject a man to the same kind of pain. However, we're able to put a man's finger and a woman's finger in a medieval finger vice and watch to see who has more pain tolerance

    Oh yeah, and you can bring a lady who had 15 kids to make sure she "understands" what pain is!

    By the way, there's no disrespect towards women here, there's absolutely no gratitude for the amazing efforts.
    You too can have your Memories Documented

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