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Facts about men (rebuttal)

  • By: Qwaider

  • On:Sunday, January 13, 2008 8:53:40 AM
  • In:Humorous
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    So Maioush went ahead and created her list on men, here's a man's response to these mostly false accusations.

    So here, I decided to rebuttal these accusations

    1. Men like to barbecue because women still can't figure out how to hook up the gas cylinder to the grill.
      Besides, we're disposable!
    2. Divorced men who attempt to remarry didn't get it the first time, and apparently still don't get it.
    3. Men are confident not because they can do mental tricks, but because they can walk in the street, with a bold head, half naked, with hairy beard, half drunk and not give a damn if their pants make them fat.
    4. Men love ANYTHING with a lot of buttons, that's why god made women. Some men even figured how to operate them.
    5. Eye-curlers!!? WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THAT TO THIER OWN EYES? It looks like something out of the medieval section in Madam Tussuad's torture chamber
    6. There's a bigger chance when you get to the dry cleaner's you're seeing the guy who is picking his wife's silk dress!
    7. "We need to talk" we hate to hear them BECAUSE we heard it ALL, A million times over! (And not from you lady) the faces change, but the blah blah stays the same
    8. Oh yeah? Then why are all women so jealous of their cousin who got [Fill in your favorite useless thing]
    9. Yea, it's easier for us to buy bathing suits, but we still can't figure out, WHY exactly do you need one? or a 9th one?
    10. Yes, we're warmer, inside and out. We even have to put up with the cold fish hugging and annoying us all night
    11. Yep, we're above clothing, we express our status with cars and gadgets. Oh yeah, and with the little thing dangling from our arms called trophy wife :)
    12. We hate to shop, the dang stores figured that out and placed all the things we need in impossible places at the end of the store so that we have to suffer getting dragged all through the maternity section just to buy a wrench!
    13. Men are serious about one thing! The way they get to it, is irrelevant!
    14. The cocoons and butterflies theory only works on cocoons and butterflies. However, women found a way to reverse the process and that gorgeous butterfly turned to that ugly worm overnight!
    15. We can be charming at times, but No woman is ever understanding, shall I go on with the list?
    16. Yes, men talk sports, politics, religion, current events and just about anything but women and babies. As for women, they talk about, Men and babies and sometimes, cooking.
    17. Watching a movie is hardly the gauge for being sentimental. How many women you know made a total fool of themselves in the middle of the night below someone's balcony just to get him some chocolate?
    18. Well, men are the ones obsessed with "Does she love me" "Does she know I exist" ...While women are probably thinking "The jerk forgot to get that little card to put it on the golden ring, flowers, chocolates and the new car keys"
    19. If a man calls you, it doesn't mean that he actually like you :)
    20. Getting rid of a woman is even tougher, a single word that doesn't even mean breaking up might end up turning her into an emotional wreck. Best way, turn into a jerk!
    21. Barbie is a superhero for some cultures :)
    22. Men don't have menopause. They can still do it ... well in their 80's and 90's ... eat your heart out :)
    23. Men don't forget, men just don't care about all the crap that women care about...
    24. Ahh, instant reply, the greatest invention ever. We'd rather watch the guys do the same thing twice than hear the same argument once. Besides, they have to repeat it just in case the wife was "vacuuming" during the game!

    Laugh it up :)

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    • #1
    • kinzi
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    • On: 1/13/2008 9:00:19 AM
    Did Mai write it herself? Anyway, very clever responses. :)
    Kinzi, yes i did :D it took me few days to finish it though! :)

    Q... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!! you cracked me up :D i don't know where to start, i didn't see that coming :D
    but hey!! you want it that way? let it be, other lists will be coming soon HAHAHAHAHA ::evil laugh::
    19. If a man calls you, it doesn't mean that he actually like you

    hmmmm, interesting...what does it mean then? he's just bored?!!
    • #4
    • KJ
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    • On: 1/13/2008 11:19:49 AM
    I agree with 20, LooooL.... oh man breaking up with women is horrible! You have to specify WHAT exactly are you breaking up for - as if we need to break up because of ONE thing - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand there is this whole female vengeance issue we have to go through (hate email that lasts for months, calling all her friends to convince them you're the loser, deflated tires, ruined new girlfriend)

    oh God please forgive me for I know not what I did!

    However I disagree about the "trophy wife" - wives are not trophies (in the sense of a sport) but they are trophies because they are one of a kind person I would want to spend my life with!
    This is the part where I remind everyone that this is a Joke for the sole purpose of humour :)

    Oriental arabesque, without getting into too much details, it means that he might be just calling because he wants something.

    KJ, How come you disagree with trophy wives? They're after all the best kind of wives, just ask Donald Trump

    (Again, this is just a joke)
    • #6
    • sara
    • Windows Internet Explorer
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    • On: 1/13/2008 12:10:55 PM
    Point 23 is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo true!

    :D
    • #7
    • Maher
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    • On: 1/13/2008 2:17:03 PM
    Me and Q are Tag teaming now! Sweeeet!! Extra-Sweeet!
    As soon as i finish..i'll be doing my own list!
    ITs coming your way Maioush..you started it!
    start running...:p
    Sara :) LOL Glad you liked it

    Maher, yeah ... we should ... Maioush, start running!
    Q.. Maher, Bring it on :)
    www.menarebetterthanwomen.com

    Enjoy!
    • #12
    • Anonymous
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    • On: 3/11/2008 11:55:42 PM
    boys are ten times way even more better then girl
    You too can have your Memories Documented

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