Very lovingly!

Who would suspect that a simple word like very might be this important!? Well, it's VERY very important!

You see, to be able to fall in love with someone they have to have at least one very. An average person with an average everything doesn't stand out. Doesn't allow people to love them because just like the pebbles on the side of the lake, you can't really distinguish them from each other.

But be warned, having a VERY VERY (yes very²) is very dangerous! It can spell a recipe for disaster. Someone who's very very handsome (very²) is likely to have people fighting over him. Someone who is very very rich (very²) will also likely to have many people interested in him/her. That goes for just about everything. Not to mention that someone who is very very considerate (very²) might actually be such a drag to be with.

So the moral of the story I guess is that if you want to also be successful in a relationship, it doesn't hurt to have at least one VERY, couple won't hurt. But if you have one of those (very²) cases, then chances are, you really don't need to be reading this.

(For the nerds who still didn't get this, if you're goofy looking, you can compensate by being smart, considerate, compassionate and oh, yeah, rich. Just remember not to be (very²) nerdy)