LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL that was one funny post Q...
oh my god you cracked me up.. "miseries documented"  LOOOOOL!!!
ya 7araaaaaam.. ye7yeena o yfarjeena :) LOL!

Wow. Marriage shouldn't be this bad. you sound like another
"angry husband" in the making!

Tkhasa Yal Hamil. You can never be like "The Angry Husband", actually I hope not. For your sake

Your wife will love you just for your cooking,

Dude your Molokhyyeh was so good! Thanks for inviting me while I'm 3izzabi

Cooooool!! :D in this case, I hope you never get married

yeh yeh..it is not that bad and u know it..and change diapers..yeh ok..well i guess if u married angry husband's wife's sister that could happen...:)

LOL, I have a different version.

1) Q discovers a side of himself never before so at peace and rest, realizes he has amazing talents yet unleashed. He becomes president of MicroSoft.
2) Q discovers his wife can figure out how to use all 15 remotes in his living room.
3) Q discovers even his dirty socks are adored and magically transported  to drawer, clean and folded. No more Lupe!
4) Q discovers the joy of foot massages after a long day in the office, finds his favorite libation waiting for him (with Filet Mignon Shwaramah), his favorite DVD or sports program just waiting for a click to begin.
5) Q discovers wife loves a bargain and only spends 24% of what he budgeted for her. The rests she invests and brings home a 44% return.

THEN:

1) Q writes a book on the mysteries of marriage, it becomes a NYT bestseller.
2) Q & Mrs. Q have five perfectly wonderful children who lovingly obey every suggestion and play well w/o bugging him.
2) Q & Mrs. Q have travel the world with their marriage and family seminars, booked five years in advance. They revolutionize the Face of the Arab Marriage
3) Q hires staff to keep Sweetest Memories up and running, as he can't deal with 1,000 comments per post.

Well, thats what I am praying for for you! You would be bored with a Stepford wife, you want a more fiesty, playful female you can have good debates with. I guess I should see that she is also independently wealthy, and wants your mom to move into the apartment next door.

WHOOPS!! There I go, trying to undermine things again.

you are (how old belzabt?) and were trying to find a wife (for how long belzabt?) and u seem u were genuine about it, and now u say: i would trade anything for smart... wwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeell thank you very much for the compliment, are they that rare!!! :) ... hei ya niswan (of this blog) ... 3aleihom :)

Why do you think marriage is a negative thing o enno your wife would be some closed minded person that would take away all the fun thing you like doing?!

LOOOOL...that was hilarious but too pessimistic i must say

jeez cud u be MORE cynical! wak ana 3andi i7sas dafeen innak 7at6obb 6abbeh ma ye3lam feeha illa rabenna! w nba66el nshufak aslan 3al WWW (world wide web) la2anno 7atkun too busy loving the WWW(wonderful woman u wed)!!

bless!

My old friend who is an expert in women (3 wives) said to me 'to have happy life with your wife, you should do that:

1- DO not show your week points to your wife because she will use in bad moments.

2- Do not give her your secrets and keep them to yourself.

3-Pretend that you don’t know anything about cooking or cleaning or house works. when you start doing them, your life will be miserable.

4-Keep things un-cleared to play with her imagination.

5-Do not share her you hobbies because you need space to yourself.

6-Take a break from house at least once a week by sleeping in your mum house ,hotel or travel to different city.’

not week , month.

Waaaal ya zalameh! We all know you're DYING to get married! Stop being so pessimistic, marriage is beautiful (at least that's what I believe). I know that if you found the right girl you'd get married today before tomorrow! I admit it's scary and risky, but in the end I think it's worth it. I know I'm looking forward to it. I'm in no hurry for children (even though I adore them), I'd rather take things one step at a time.
I'm sure you'll find naseebak Sam, twakal 3a Allah!

No wonder you're still not married if this is what you think its like!
Who the hell would want to be with that kind of a picture !!!
You need to make some new friends man, people who are actually happily married :D
and ROTFL @ ahmeds comment, omg, that is like soooooooooooooo typical arab failure-of-a-marriage
PS you suck Q, that was a stupid tag for me!! y3ni, you may get married someday bs my tag is 100% hypothetical, never gonna happen.. men ween ajeblak takhayolaaat!!!

Reading this actually made me sad

especially the part about princess Leia j/k

I hope Kinzis prayers come true

Marriage is a tricky thing,you will not know what you got yourself into until you are caged. If things worked out the way you want them to, then you are lucky and should count your blessings. If not,then may god help both of you  !! If you are really khayef as you stated in a reply above then count to million before you jump.Better single then a marriage similar to a business contract where you can't be yourself.You can't start a life going in expecting to get the five points you mentioned and for sure not with the advice of commentator #17

Hahahaha ...... that was amazing :-)

LOL !! do u know what would be even funnier ?? if that becomes TRUE !!

hahahaha ... now that you're getting married ... let's see how these prophecies hold up :-p