Dear friends and readers,
The times are tough, and the blogging business no longer able to sustain my very expensive habits. Therefore, I decided to take the latest offer from the CIA and sell out everything I have about ArabCrunch to them.
I did received 2 other offers from the Jordanian Intelligence Directorate (JID) and from the Mossed, but the most generous offer was from the CIA. I couldn't turn it down. The offer was too hard to resist, so I had to sell out all the information I have about ArabCrunch.
Oh for god's sake...
The winner takes all
it's the thrill of one more kill
the last one to fall
will never sacrifice there will
Don't ever look back
on a world closing in
the only intent
with your wings on the wind
Oh the things that we did,
and it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah
And it's ours for the taking
it's ours for the fight
and the sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah
And the world is ours to call
Sweet, sweet, sweet victory
And now ... for the actual song ...
Metallica Lovers, beat this....
It cracks me up when kids' innocence show the true colors of their parents...
Especially those parents who are really really mean.
But particularly those who try so hard to appear as sweet, nice and innocent
This is the greatest piece of software EVER created in History, it has somehow struck the "Funny" chord. A feat not even Startrek Lt Data managed to achieve with his 25th century positronic brain.
Oh, there's only one problem. IT WASN'T SUPPOSED to be funny! But Listen to this and tell me this isn't just off the scale hilarious!
(And an improvement on the original I might add)
If you're using a keyboard.. Say your final goodbyes
Just imagine, no more Carpal Tunnel Syndrome. Imagine, no more frustration with finding the right key. Imagine a world without the dreaded ... Keyboard! Just imagine the world without Keyboards, mice or anything else that stops you from uleashing your productivity!
If you're computer came with a Keyboard. You're not that cool! You gotta love Apple's ingenuity! They're really out of this world
On the wedding night of a new couple, the following dialogue took place
في ليلة الزفاف - دار الحوار التالي بين العروسين
|Husband: It's a dream come true
Wife: Do you want me to go away?
Husband:No, don't ever say that again
Wife: Do you love me?
Wife: Would you ever consider leaving me?
Husband: No way
Wife: Would you give me a kiss?
Husband: Yes, and on your cheek
Wife: Would you ever beat me?
Husband: NEVER, I'm not that kind of a man
Wife: Can I trust you?
Wife: Oh my love
|الزوج : يااااه أخيرا الحلم بيتحقق ..
الزوجة : عاوزني أبعد عنك .... ؟؟
الزوج : لاااا.. متقوليش الكلام ده مره ثانيه .
الزوجة : إنت ... تحبني ؟؟
الزوج : اكييييييييييييد .
الزوجة : طيب ممكن تفكر تبعد عني ؟
الزوج : لا طبعاً ؟
الزوجة : طيب ممكن تهديني بوسه ؟
الزوج : طبعا.. و على خدك كمان .
الزوجة : طيب تعتقد إنك ممكن تضربني في يوم من الأيام ؟
الزوج : لا طبعا ... انا مش من النوع ده من الرجال .
الزوجة : ممكن أثق فيك ؟
الزوج : ايووووه...
الزوجه : يا حبيبي ...
There, I said it. For once on my blog I said that word. Now for the masses out there who would like some alternatives to the foul word Mr Garfan uses for his name, please see the list bellow.. I'm not sure if I should categorize this under "blogging tips" or "Humorous" so I'll go with the later
So here you go .. Alternates ...
- Maf3oos (courtesy of Dr Hareega)
- Mat3oos (Jinxed)
- Mabsoot (Happy, AKA gay)
- Mam3oos (squeezed and twisted like trying to dry a wet mouse)
- Ma7boos (jailed)